I tricked for the first time. Post-nut clarity is kicking my ass.

[Nymbus]

I have severe social anxiety and I don’t know how to get a girl to be interested in me sexually.

damn bro you giving me flashbacks

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

Well good thing since just a handjob you still a Virgin in the eyes of god.

 

[waltthizzney]

brah could have made it half way to columbia for that much

 

[Balla]

OP also paid money for a tranny's Only Fans.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/jus...date-i-slipped-and-fell-in-some-bussy.772650/

He's a thoroughbred loser.

Yo that had to be the wildest thread I have ever seen. I think I stayed away from it before because of the title.

 

[Child_Of_God]

A lot of young brothers are starving. A good 3 or 4 of us had admitted to be virgins/dry dikk gang in this thread alone.

I believe that there’s definitely more virgins on this site but they are too afraid to admit it because of the stigma regarding virginity. I’m not afraid to admit that I’m a older virgin cuz people need to know that not every man is lucky enough to get sex.

 

[FreedMind]

A lot of brehs being flat out mean on here, especially in the last couple pages. When I know these are the same guys making threads about women ain't shyt on a Friday night. It's like their projecting for something.

Most of my friends from college have hit up the massage parlors at least once, and from those, almost all of them have actually fukked a girl from backpage.

It ain't really something to sweat. Spend your money how you wish.

You seem like a cool guy though, can't have you scared to talk to women out here my g.

 

[ThirdAct]

Damn, they robbed you! It's usually 40 for the massage and 20 for the jerk. 60 total. More if you are getting mouth or p*ssy.

At least you learned a valuable lesson. Don't go over 100 unless you are getting p*ssy out of the deal. And even 182 would probably be too much for some massage parlor p*ssy.

Also why 182 instead of 180? What's with the extra two dollars lol?

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

nikka that aint no post nut clarity. You spent over 100 to get your dikk touched

You're more upset that you didn't actually have full sex. 180 should've gotten you FULL SERVICE. You got scammed breh.

If youre going to trick, at least get your moneys worth. This ain't the last time you'll pay for p*ssy. There's a reason why that escorts thread in JBO is still going strong. Negus gon pay for p*ssy, it is what it is

 

[Ribbs]

OP also paid money for a tranny's Only Fans.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/jus...date-i-slipped-and-fell-in-some-bussy.772650/

He's a thoroughbred loser.

Damn it’s the same dude

Non stop fukkery in his life.

 

[Alvin]

Spin off from this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/get-scammed-at-a-massage-parlor-brehs.829443/page-4

I went to another massage parlor this time and got two HJ for a two hour session. I've never been sexual with a woman in my life before (I'm 23) nor seen a woman partly naked before. Even touch her t*ts and ass. I barely came the first time and didn't the second. And paid $182 for it



Never doing it again

probably trolling but why is sex so important to you, it's just sex.

 

[Bmezy]

You gotta demon in you and you let your darker impulses control you. It’ll consume you if you let it. think shyt sweet now..

 

[Kalik]

$182.... no nut... it's about the principle. Could have gotten some stocks or a pair of Nikes at least.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[iamduval]

$250 could’ve gotten you some p*ssy. You should’ve have consulted with us first.

 

[Child_Of_God]

@JadeB has your lack of sexual experience ever made you suicidal too?