I used the phrase :dead: at work today
- Thread starter Ciggavelli
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So you fell to the ground in person? No, you said it which sounds stupidly inappropriate.?
MenacingMonk
War & Peace
Sometimes I may say, "... I'm fukkin dead."
That shyt is so weird when I hear people say that, I can't even believe that's even a popular term people use
MenacingMonk
War & Peace
That shyt is so weird when I hear people say that, I can't even believe that's even a popular term people use
I may only say it when I'm laughing my ass like crazy.
I was balling up this past Monday and a guy from our team shot the ball in the opponent's basket and made it.
I was
and 
at the same time then I said, "did this mu fukka just do that?!Q??! Holy shyt... I'm fukkin' dead."No one hit me with the
or 
I may only say it when I'm laughing my ass like crazy.
I was balling up this past Monday and a guy from our team shot the ball in the opponent's basket and made it.
I was
No one hit me with the
Ehh, when you put it like that.....
when im at work i just look at everybody likemy whole shift
I like using the
at people and seeing their reactions
if a supervisor ever has an issue I should not say anything but just pose like 
Groanman
Superstar
I bet one of your white coworkers whispered to another white coworker, "Did he just say he was dead? My god! It's a real SPOOK!"
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
I've turn "it's so denomic friend" and "get_____breh" into office slang. Everyone who i deal with at work on a daily basis uses it and they are slowly spreading it to the people they deal with
Get' IM from account manager:
AM: Hey you there? Oh my god my customers environment is not working
They can't even get to the internet...He says...hold on...what is it Robert ...he said the IP address is comflobulated in the internal slanderdrive of the vortex DNS...can you fix it.
Me: What's the account number?
AM: 12345
Me: This acount is still in implementation, why was it turned over to the customer? His ports are not even trunked yet...
AM: Well if I get it to them 72 hours before the delivery date I get an extra 3 % commission can you help me out
Me: Give customers an environment that isn't finish yet so you can make a quick buck breh
AM: it's either if they never worked with me before, or 
if they have...for the ones who fukk up all the time they will beat me to the punch and be like "i know i know, give it to the customer before it's done breh but can you help me out"
"It's so demonic friend" just rolls off the tongue so easily that i say it without really realizing i am saying it.
On a conference call with the customer:
Customer : Duckbutta we would like to know how long it would take you to turn up another pod for this customer.
Me: We just finished the other one two days ago so that project is complete
Customer: Right but...looking at what we have...we are going to need another one...what is the turn around time for that?
Me: You got to go and talk to sales
Sales guy randomly taking his phone of mute : Uh duckbutta hey this is Charlie...look here...this is a very important customer who has a priority 3 rating so if we can just get a pod turned up the customer and i can work out the paperwork later...so what is out timetable looking like
Me: There is no such thing as a priority 3 rating...it's so denomic friends
Sales guy: yes i agree this is a devilish situation but these are the cards we have been dealt
Customer: demonic
Get' IM from account manager:
AM: Hey you there? Oh my god my customers environment is not working
They can't even get to the internet...He says...hold on...what is it Robert ...he said the IP address is comflobulated in the internal slanderdrive of the vortex DNS...can you fix it.Me: What's the account number?
AM: 12345
Me: This acount is still in implementation, why was it turned over to the customer? His ports are not even trunked yet...
AM: Well if I get it to them 72 hours before the delivery date I get an extra 3 % commission
can you help me out Me: Give customers an environment that isn't finish yet so you can make a quick buck breh
AM: it's either
if they never worked with me before, or if they have...for the ones who fukk up all the time they will beat me to the punch and be like "i know i know, give it to the customer before it's done breh but can you help me out" "It's so demonic friend" just rolls off the tongue so easily that i say it without really realizing i am saying it.
On a conference call with the customer:
Customer : Duckbutta we would like to know how long it would take you to turn up another pod for this customer.
Me: We just finished the other one two days ago so that project is complete
Customer: Right but...looking at what we have...we are going to need another one...what is the turn around time for that?
Me: You got to go and talk to sales
Sales guy randomly taking his phone of mute : Uh duckbutta hey this is Charlie...look here...this is a very important customer who has a priority 3 rating so if we can just get a pod turned up the customer and i can work out the paperwork later...so what is out timetable looking like
Me: There is no such thing as a priority 3 rating...it's so denomic friends
Sales guy: yes i agree this is a devilish situation but these are the cards we have been dealt
Customer: demonic
the cac mamba
Veteran
flabby and sick is WELL engrained into my everyday vocab