KyokushinKarateMan
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Years ago I worked for a municipality on their "road maintenance" crew. And that's all we did, maintain public roads throughout town.
That included fixing potholes, trimming shoulders, replacing manhole covers/grates, plowing snow all night the winter, removing trees that have fallen in the road or have been blown down in a storm, removing spills from car accidents, etc etc. Just anything you can think of that involves maintaining city roads, we did it. Unfortunately that also included dead animal removal and mannnn have I had some rough ones boy whew
I never got used to doing it. Well, I got used to it, but I never grew a "liking" for it. I hated getting a dead animal call. But you do what you gotta do it's what men have done from the beginning of time. And removing dead animals came with the job, and somebody had to man up and do it it's either that or get bombarded with calls from every Karen in town about it every single day until it's gone 
One of my more interesting episodes didn't even come from an actual 'dead-animal call' at all though. On this day we just happened to be up and down the the interstate, running out and hitting potholes in the travel lanes with shovel-fulls of asphalt(cold patch) and then running back onto the shoulder. Dangerous sh*t with cars flying by at 80mph but super fun
Well one day as we were 'runnin n gunnin' as we called it, I came up on a dead bobcat
sh*t was gross of course because it was dead, but it was perfectly intact. Considering I'd never seen a bobcat in person before, I always say that was one of my more interesting episodes. I even took pics 
But most of the time it was just but anyway ask away brehs
Years ago I worked for a municipality on their "road maintenance" crew. And that's all we did, maintain public roads throughout town.
That included fixing potholes, trimming shoulders, replacing manhole covers/grates, plowing snow all night the winter, removing trees that have fallen in the road or have been blown down in a storm, removing spills from car accidents, etc etc. Just anything you can think of that involves maintaining city roads, we did it. Unfortunately that also included dead animal removal and mannnn have I had some rough ones boy whew
I never got used to doing it. Well, I got used to it, but I never grew a "liking" for it. I hated getting a dead animal call. But you do what you gotta do
it's what men have done from the beginning of time. And removing dead animals came with the job, and somebody had to man up and do it it's either that or get bombarded with calls from every Karen in town about it every single day until it's gone One of my more interesting episodes didn't even come from an actual 'dead-animal call' at all though. On this day we just happened to be up and down the the interstate, running out and hitting potholes in the travel lanes with shovel-fulls of asphalt(cold patch) and then running back onto the shoulder. Dangerous sh*t with cars flying by at 80mph but super fun
Well one day as we were 'runnin n gunnin' as we called it, I came up on a dead bobcat
sh*t was gross of course because it was dead, but it was perfectly intact. Considering I'd never seen a bobcat in person before, I always say that was one of my more interesting episodes. I even took pics But most of the time it was just
but anyway ask away brehs 
no fun.
". And I agreed with him. 
