IBS Unappreciation Thread

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Is IBS when you shyt a lot? Because I do and my life revolves around shytting. It’s why I don’t eat breakfast or lunch so I don’t gotta shyt at work. I don’t eat all day, get off, go to a bar, drink like 6 beers, then I go home and poop shyt soup. Eat dinner, then shyt another bowl of shyt soup, then I drink some more and go to bed and wake up in the middle of the night to shyt soup again. I rarely shyt solids. It’s always a soupy mess. Feels awesome coming out
 

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Is IBS when you shyt a lot? Because I do and my life revolves around shytting. It’s why I don’t eat breakfast or lunch so I don’t gotta shyt at work. I don’t eat all day, get off, go to a bar, drink like 6 beers, then I go home and poop shyt soup. Eat dinner, then shyt another bowl of shyt soup, then I drink some more and go to bed and wake up in the middle of the night to shyt soup again. I rarely shyt solids. It’s always a soupy mess. Feels awesome coming out

You need to have that checked out, but it's most likely IBS.

Some people have constant diarrhea, others have constant constipation. For some it's a mixture.

I'm mostly constipated and bloated with the occasional cramps + diarrhea. It sucks having to plan your day around this shyt.
 

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You need to have that checked out, but it's most likely IBS.

Some people have constant diarrhea, others have constant constipation. For some it's a mixture.

I'm mostly constipated and bloated with the occasional cramps + diarrhea. It sucks having to plan your day around this shyt.
I don’t know when it started but when I was single and dating and chicks wanted to have dinner I would always order something super light. The way my organs work is that there is no break down of food. As soon as I finish eating, I have to shyt it out. I remember one chick ordered a big ass Philly cheesesteak sandwich and I ordered a soup. I made her feel insanely insecure and she barely touched her sandwich. I felt bad :upsetfavre:
 

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I don’t know when it started but when I was single and dating and chicks wanted to have dinner I would always order something super light. The way my organs work is that there is no break down of food. As soon as I finish eating, I have to shyt it out. I remember one chick ordered a big ass Philly cheesesteak sandwich and I ordered a soup. I made her feel insanely insecure and she barely touched her sandwich. I felt bad :upsetfavre:

:mjlol:
 

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My whole digestive system is fuk'd...
Stomach & Intestines.. Funny thing about it they cant find nothing wrong with me:damn:Had an Colonoscopy & 2 Endoscopy...All they found was information in my stomach:mjlol:.
I don't have diarrhea tho..
I be constipated & my shyt comes out in lil balls with thick mucus:scust:Gotta take Miralax & some mo shyt.Gotta do a Enema sometimes too:dame:
My diet is strict & I don't eat food that fukks with me.
I'm use to it now tho.
 

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My whole digestive system is fuk'd...
Stomach & Intestines.. Funny thing about it they cant find nothing wrong with me:damn:Had an Colonoscopy & 2 Endoscopy...All they found was information in my stomach:mjlol:.
I don't have diarrhea tho..
I be constipated & my shyt comes out in lil balls with thick mucus:scust:Gotta take Miralax & some mo shyt.Gotta do a Enema sometimes too:dame:
My diet is strict & I don't eat food that fukks with me.
I'm use to it now tho.
You ever get crazy bad stomach cramps?

If not be thankful because them bytches no joke
 

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:what:yall nikkas in here talking about being "Addicted to coffee":russ:

its muthafukkas out here strung out on heroin and yall nikkas cant kick the habit of drinking folgers:gucci:
 

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I hear the anxiety is terrible.
 
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