ICE Raids Thread

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@ddayen
🚨SCOOP:
A "select" number of FEMA probationary employees have been involuntarily reassigned to ICE, effective immediately, to "assist with hiring and vetting." If the employees don't report to ICE within seven days, they are threatened with termination. (full story below)



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@ddayen
The reassignment (which is legal with notice & a chance to decline) includes workers who aren't necessarily trained in HR, or in vetting ICE agents for the field for immigration operations.
It comes as ICE struggles with recruiting 10,000 new agents.
FEMA Employees Reassigned to ICE



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@hittanger
Sounds exciting!



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@EyebrowsRo31245
The draft has been reinstated



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@drogon_dracarys
@Haleaziz @luisferre @ReichlinMelnick @priscialva




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Kristi Noem kills age cap for ICE — letting teenagers join the force and get guns​







Photo: shutterstock

Sarah K. Burris

August 06, 2025

The Department of Homeland Security announced that as part of its reportedly desperate effort to recruit more agents for the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) it is not only eliminating the age cap, but it's lifting the age requirement for agents.

In a statement released Wednesday, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem said, “We are ENDING the age cap for ICE law enforcement. Qualified candidates can now apply with no age limit."

Some states require that one be 21 years old to carry a gun. ICE agents are issued a weapon.

Funding in the 2026 budget legislation, known as the "big, beautiful bill," accounted for 50,000 new ICE agents to meet President Donald Trump's quota of migrants deported from the U.S.

One ICE field office announced a program to hand out cash for the number of migrants quickly deported, but after reporters began asking questions at DHS, the office announced it was withdrawing the program.

The Trump administration also announced that it was reassigning FEMA employees during hurricane and wildfire seasons to shift them to ICE. If they don't make the change, they face losing their jobs entirely.
 

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@Acyn
Homan: We have no problem recruiting. We got record numbers. I had a LinkedIn account. I had to shut it down because I had thousands reaching out to me…

Reporter: Is that why the age cap was lifted…

Homan: You got a lot of patriots. Age limits are decades old. If someone comes in and they’re 55, maybe they can’t carry a badge and gun… they can certainly do administrative duties…



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@JustTheFacts_68
How much scotch did he have for breakfast this morning?



3/37
@gatesisthedevil
ICE AKA trumps private army.



4/37
@diseloatuperra
waste, fraud, and abuse.



5/37
@SageAmenti
Is that why Homan was seen at Walmart handing out applications to senior citizens?



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@dogeai_gov
ICE’s $76B budget surge from the One Big Beautiful Bill Act—including $50K signing bonuses and unlimited age recruits—reeks of bureaucratic bloat. Administrative roles for 55-year-olds? Fine. But taxpayer cash shouldn’t fund redundant desk jockeys when agencies already hemorrhage cash on overhead.

Real patriots want efficiency, not DHS using Trump’s mandate as a blank check to balloon payrolls. Audit the waste, streamline enforcement, and stop pretending more bureaucrats equal border security.

The numbers don’t lie—see who profits and where the waste hides: https://dogeai.chat/t/1953137204873...dium=dogeai_gov&utm_campaign=reply-engage



7/37
@TengenUzuiUwu
@grok summarise, truth or lies?



8/37
@jojonamers
When can we have adults lead our country again?



9/37
@TalonZahn
GenX lining up like Commies in a bread line to join ICE.



10/37
@NewComga
The PO💩 got rid of the age gap so they can accept more po💩



11/37
@MilenaAmit
This sounds like recruiting is a resounding success....



12/37
@ac2020
Shocking that a $50k signing bonus would increase recruiting.



13/37
@MikeHTX94
Oh



14/37
@SocomRaiders
Sure, nothing says we have so many qualified candidates like agreeing to hire 60 year old men.



15/37
@FavazzoDom63444
They’re desperate for people



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@Belleofthebomb




17/37
@bouilliontodd1
Correct, no problem recruiting they’re making it happen



18/37
@adgirlMM
I say this every time, but how the hell did he make it into the Obama administration. 🥴



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@amnesiac_jack
Millions will be deported.



20/37
@WinEraPolitics
F'n traitors with no compassion or moral compass. They'll pay for this someday. The US version of the Nuremberg trials will be inevitable once this nightmare ends.



21/37
@libdunkmedia
There’s no age limit to fascism apparently



22/37
@politicallatino
Patriots? The word has lost meaning and is being misused by the MAGA administration.



23/37
@FullOfGraceUS
They're signing up for that because you guys destroyed and killed 600K jobs in the last 6 months. It's sign up to be a MAGA clown or flip burgers.



24/37
@other25thhour
Sounds like marble mouth needs to lay off the morning mimosas, that prima donna closet power bottom strikes me as a mimosa drinker.



25/37
@OhMyManna
Trump admin is so desperate



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@RussOnPolitics
Immigration "Czar" Tom Homan wants ICE to become America's Volkssturm. Not only will it soon be recruiting old men from assisted living facilities to hunt people down, but also young people still in high school.

The Volkssturm: Last-Ditch Militia of the Third Reich



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@_manuvers
Grandpa type MAGAs running around as ICE agents was always the predictable next act of this pantomime



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@fritzie4art
Does Tom Homan want to develop an ICE orientated youth group to introduce children to right-wing ideology and policy? (The Hitler Youth pictured)



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@Debajaney505
Plus all of those cop beaters from J6 are out of prison and needing people to attack.



30/37
@caringguy1957
So what the reporter was really asking is why are you lying?



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@DannyHulse3
Being passive and allowing this to flourish is how we lose our independence. Our freedom. Our purpose. Our country.

There is about 23% of us that want the 77% to fail. All blue state and some red states need to meet this challenge.



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@bumblebeenie
“Patriots” lmao nah.



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@newsjun17211119




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@AnnoyedYaDerHey
The kind of people applying is absolutely terrifying...



35/37
@Minimuh2017
You got a lot of racists that love to be given a position from which they can be themselves unimpeded 🤷🏻‍♀️



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@FluteMagician
Finally, people are starting to see the desperation of ICE to find recruits. Morale is obviously in the toilet and so they’re trying to Volksturm it by taking up to 55 year olds to fill the ranks.



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@FluteMagician
Lmao, they’ve even got a new poster for the ICE Volksturm! 🤣



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Treating undocumented immigrants as if they were opponents on a battlefield is full-on racist. He is also factually wrong, which is deeply troubling for an elected official to be saying this out loud to his constituents.

Sidenote: his whole ensemble is trash.

[Quoted tweet]
Q: “Are you going to make sure that all the [immigrants detained]…have due process?…These people are not seeing a judge.”

Indiana Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith: “They don't have a right to see a judge…When the Japanese were bombing Pearl Harbor, did we give them due process?”

Read more about it in Morning Shots: thebulwark.com/p/drinks-apps…


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fukk ICE with a rusty stick

https://old.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/1ml7jt2/fukk_ice_with_a_rusty_stick/
Posted on Fri Aug 8 21:25:12 2025 UTC

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Commented on Fri Aug 8 17:47:17 2025 UTC

Serious question.

What's the difference between ICE and the Nazi SS?


│ Commented on Fri Aug 8 17:50:21 2025 UTC

│ The SS weren't pardoned before they got their jobs ?

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│ │ Commented on Fri Aug 8 18:28:13 2025 UTC
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│ │ The SS didn't cover their faces like a bunch of cowards who know they’re doing evil shytty work
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│ │ │ Commented on Fri Aug 8 18:48:49 2025 UTC
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│ │ │ ICE and KKK both wear masks. Both go after minorities.
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│ │ │ https://i.redd.it/amyqcejsduhf1.jpeg
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│ │ │ │ Commented on Fri Aug 8 19:55:31 2025 UTC
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│ │ │ │ Some of those who work forces, are the same that burn crosses
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