"I'd rather be alone with a bear than a man" is dumb asf

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If you don't know how to pinpoint where bears might be or know what a bear trail looks like, don't know how to forage for food, make shelter, clean water, etc... Being stuck out in a forrest/woods without another person to help is probably gonna be a death sentence.

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It’s not a fork in the road, it’s lost in the woods. The worst a bear can do is kill her.

Bears aren't good at killing. So a bear could break her spine and come back every few days and eat off her body. That is what happened to one unfortunate man that encountered a bear. He was out there for hours/days being nibbled on.
 

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You are vastly underestimating just how vile men are and can be, but that's part of the very blind spot that encourages this kind of babble.
Perhaps I am. I just think that these type of conversations are generally relegated to a certain subset of men in society.

This also doesn't take in part vulnerability of men across racial and class lines.
 

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Perhaps I am. I just think that these type of conversations are generally relegated to a certain subset of men in society.

This also doesn't take in part vulnerability of men across racial and class lines.

That skim of respectability vanishes much faster than you believe when the masks come off. And they inevitably do.
 

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I saw a chick say, if she told ppl the bear attacked her they would automatically believe her and wouldn't ask what was she was wearing.
Or the bear wouldn't pretend to be non-threatening and on her team fighting against the elements, then attack her out of no where.

I guess their point is they know a bear is an obvious predator and will immediately be on defense. It's not obvious to them with a random man.

It's a stupid question so I really don't gaf.
 

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You are vastly underestimating just how vile men are and can be, but that's part of the very blind spot that encourages this kind of babble.
My Wife asked me this foolery the other day. I didn’t know the social media answer. I said, “bears don’t eat humans, they eat carrion, berries, and fish so it shouldn’t fool with said woman. That being said, most men would care for a woman in distress.”
:patrice:
I failed for believing people are inherently good.
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Cold world. Believe in no man. Just yourself and your family.
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It’s hard being a Christian in this physical world. Unfortunately we have too many evil brothers and sisters.
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Believe in humanity Coli Brehs.
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I don't really care tbh. We all know there's some bad men out there

We all have our own opinions about the opposite sex based on our experiences :yeshrug:

I have my own opinions on women after all :mjgrin:


All I'd say is that they're still partly relying on the stereotype that the average man would harm her more than the average woman would in a similar environment :hubie:
 

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My Wofe asked me this foolery the other day. I didn’t know the social media answer. I said, “bears don’t eat humans, they eat carrion, berries, and fish so it shouldn’t fool with said woman. That being said, most men would care for a woman in distress.”
:patrice:
I failed for believing people are inherently good.
:mjcry:
Cold world. Believe in no man. Just yourself and your family.
:picard:
It’s hard being a Christian in this physical world. Unfortunately we have too many evil brothers and sisters.
:damn:
Believe in humanity Coli Brehs.
:pachaha:


It's probably unfair to speculate odds on just how fast that bear would get nagged into a retaliatory mauling rage :jbhmm:


Toxic bearsculinity :unimpressed:
 

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A woman is more likely to survive a violent encounter with a man than she is a bear. And the odds are that a bear is more likely to be violent than the man. This stupid ass question isn’t about if men are capable of violence, we know that. It’s about the likelihood of a random person in woods or a bear in the woods.
 
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