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Yall eating dinner at her parents house. Everything is going good till u start sipping some mikes lemonade. U get tipsy and start showing off. Her father:ufdup: and ask u to gtfo his house. U yell out loud thats why yo daughter tounge was all in my ass last night :umad:


Her whole family is:picard:. Even her pops quiet that shyt down. All your girl can do is keep her head down not making eye contact at her fam ever again:myman:


Thats how u gotta do these broads pleighbois:shaq:
 

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Yall eating dinner at her parents house. Everything is going good till u start sipping some mikes lemonade. U get tipsy and start showing off. Her father:ufdup: and ask u to gtfo his house. U yell out loud thats why yo daughter tounge was all in my ass last night :umad:


Her whole family is:picard:. Even her pops quiet that shyt down. All your girl can do is keep her head down not making eye contact at her fam ever again:myman:


Thats how u gotta do these broads pleighbois:shaq:
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A girl tried to eat my ass once. Or at least i thought she was. And she ended up in the hospital with a broken nose :russ:

It was this little AA chick i used to fukk back in Miami. Some would say this is the woman that turned me in to the sexual deviant I am today. We went to a motel (her folks were in town) and as she's getting undressed she asked me how long ago did i take a shower. I was like "just before you picked me up. Why? Do i smell?". To which she responded "oh nothing :whistle:"

So as i'm laying down and she's sucking my dikk she spreads my legs a little more and start licking my balls. At some point i felt her tongue going even further south as if she was trying to lick my ass. I closed my legs and jumped up and my knee or my lower leg hit her in the face. BLOOD EVERYWHERE! Broke her nose.

At this point im panicking and i apologize and she tells me to take her to a hospital. We're in the emergency room at 2AM and they are treating her and the nurses on duty start giving me dirty looks. When she's done one of them goes "you dont have to go back with him! You need us to call the police, girl? You dont have to be afraid". Apparently them mofos just assumed i hit her. Well.. i did but not on purpose. But they thought i was on some abusive boyfriend type shyt. Thank God she kept telling them it was an accident and no need to call the cops (even tho some cop or security dude had suddenly entered the area).She laughed and joked about it.
They kinda halfway laughed but the older one was still giving me this :scust: look.
We never really discussed it after that but it seems like she was asking me if i showered because she wanted to make sure my ass was clean before she'd go on to lick my balls and then some.
I miss that woman so much , brehs :mjcry: We used to have so much fun out there.
 
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