If Dean Ambrose wasn't a wrestler...

[MenacingMonk]

-I'd probably see him outside a liquor store with a syringe in his arm, dazed, trying to drink a beer.

-Walking down Skid Row mumbling to himself trying to score crack.

-Banging whores with no rubbers and busting inside them (wait, he probably does do that).

-Chilling by a freeway off ramp with a sign saying "I need money for my drug use. Hey, I'm being honest."

-Being a CDC test subject because he's immune to every STD.

-Having a "Pipe on a Pole" street fight match with bums.

-Sleeping in Central Park.

-Pimping bytches out. When they try to test him he violently throat fukks them saying, "How does it feel trying to fukk over Dean Ambrose?"

Add on.

 

[Lost His Smile]

He would be my dealer, and every time I would try to befriend him he'd tell me to fukk off.

to the Scumbag. (Reigns aint no scumbag, he proved that on the mic.)

 

[ZEB WALTON]

dopeboy dino def likes bundles

 

[Grind -N- Bone]

Finding more ways to hide his hair loss

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

He would have died

 

[Prodigious]

hed be bubs' white friend on the wire

 

[Redguard]

 

[SteelCitySoldier]

Every time I see him I always think of Duke the Dumpster Drose for some reason

 

[September]

Finding more ways to hide his hair loss

He's gonna run out of shyt to comb to the front

 

[BlackAchilles]

Keeping himself afloat selling mids to freshman at mid-tier state universities

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

he'd be the loose cannon narco who goes deep undercover for years with a case success rate of like 95%

 

[Reality Check]

He'd be a short order cook at a Waffle House in Pensacola.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Dude would probably working in the only Blockbuster open in Nebraska talmbout The Big Lebowski is the greatest movie ever made

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

I kinda want Ambrose to face Lesnar at WM31. Only a psychotic dope fiend would be crazy and determined enough to fell the one in twenty-one and one. And yes in my head kayfabe he's on that shyt.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Dean Ambrose would be selling seashell necklaces under the boardwalk in Atlantic City talmbout "if you put your ear to the shell, you can hear the ocean"