if i flap my arms hard enough can i fly?

[KravenMorehead™]

Its a bioelectricity as well as magnetic field thing. Also melanated people have been nerfed (for lack of a better word) over literally 10s of 1000s of years according to our semi-hidden history. So our magnetic connection to the earth has been lost due to diet, sexual/reproductive, and overall heath habits that deviate from our original patterns.

InB4 the peanut gallery tho lmao

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

a new low

what goes up must come down. laws of the universe.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

You should go outside and try it... Preferably in traffic

 

[Freedman]

Ayyy bro if you can get that levitating thing down go for flying