If ICE pulled you over: how would you prove you weren't a Haitian Illegal with a fake ID & passport?

[Hijo de luna]

Start carrying your passport or REAL ID.

The deadline is May 7th and 99% of the US don't know about this. I'm getting mine when i take off in a few weeks.

 

[IIVI]

Official California ID, but additionally:

Don’t know if it’d count for me, but I’d just point to my family’s history serving in the Military here in this country.

Probably the best thing I got and pretty sure that’d satisfy some people.

If you’re legit Military or a Veteran then you’re probably gold. shyt, you can look straight up like an illegal immigrant from Mexico but the second you flash Military history somebody would give you the salute and keep it moving.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Can I get deported to Benin or Ghana instead?

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Because they can look up your information. If you're not in the system, then you didn't get a legal ID.

This. nikkas really snitching on themselves that they don’t know how the US works.

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

Real ID

 

[ItsPeople]

 

[cyndaquil]

I wanna get a joke off but my ass really sitting here thinking "damn how would I" lol

Say "I no black, I dominican" you're still getting deported but at least you'll be deported to DR and be surrounded by big booty prostitutes so it's a win-win

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Why would you get mistaked for Haitian? Where you coming up with this scenario where any black man at anytime can be mistaken for Haitian?

 

[Fill Collins]

Do y'all not have a valid license on you at all times?

 

[Brolic]

I got a Maryland real ID and two government ID’s from different agencies…

They would just leave mad as shít.

This and they could also run my social security number

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Say "I no black, I dominican" you're still getting deported but at least you'll be deported to DR and be surrounded by big booty prostitutes so it's a win-win

This what we need more of...

Thinkers, take this dap breh

 

[LordDeathwatch]

"Oh shyt that's Big Mike's work off Main St. Nah fall back Officer Dewey, Mike's bigen is always fukked up because he sprays while he's still got the protractor up for the line. Have a good day sir, stay out of the rain."

 

[JT-Money]

 

[Traveler]

I know the ICE SAIC in Hawaii. I'd call him up and tell him to get his people while I was cursing them out. Then go right to his office and let him have it.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

you mean how will THEY prove im an illegal with a fake id passport.
burden of proof, tf i look like