If ICE pulled you over: how would you prove you weren't a Haitian Illegal with a fake ID & passport?

[Richard Glidewell]

If you can understand my English we don't need to be talking........matter of fact let's move this along a get to why you even stopping me.......better not lie dashcam catching it all

 

[Seoul Gleou]

Id just pull out my fake Israeli passport and they'll apologize and hope I dont take their home and fukk their wives

 

[shopthatwrecks]

tell em some obscure facts.. like the voice of kitt was mr feeny

who tried to rape dudley and where

why did janie have a gun...

then fukked them up and ask em who was suede simpson...and why did the gang avoid em...

then deport they ass...

flip flop on they ass...


then show em real id

 

[Vandelay]

I wouldn't get mistaken for Haitian...Dominican potentially, but not Haitian.

Honestly, it'd probably up to the bytchass ICE team and whether or not they had a dereliction of duty that day.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

MY YEARBOOK PICS.
MY PARENTS PAPERWORK.
MY HOSPITAL BIRTH PIC.
THE DOCTOR WHO BIRTHED ME IS STILL ALIVE.
MY SCHOOL TRANSCRIPTS.

 

[Illuminatos]

I have an American accent? I have photos of my personal documents on my phone? I have a respectable hairline and can dress? I’m in the system? What kind of question is this?

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

i aint showing them shyt

 

[Kingofthereal]

I carry my birth certificate in my wallet so I ain’t worried bout it

 

[Gloxina]

Pull out my freedman papers

Ay.



I literally bent over and laughed out loud.



Some of y’all ain’t shyt for real. Lmao

 

[Gloxina]

I wish they would, they getting the shyt sued outta them if they tried to press me

This is the only correct answer

 

[DeuceZ]

Mwen pa konprann angle and speed off

 

[The Pledge]

I took 2 semesters of Elementary Spanish. I'd just say I was Dominican

 

[Black Hans]

My American accent
My driver's license
My SSN Card
The lawsuit that would follow afterwards from everyone they tried this with.

Pathetic

 

[LauderdaleBoss]

I'll show 'em the Rudis that I won in the gladiatorial games on some Spartacus shyt.

 

[Outlaw]

I have real ID.

Also I’m in state and govt databases cause of some of the licenses and certs I have.

Bootlicker