If Mama loves your chick and gets along with her, she belongs in the bushes

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Never trust the ladies that your moms likes you novices. :ufdup:

The ones they beef with is because they know they share similar strong woman qualities with and will 'steal their baby away'

That's internet psychology 101 :ld:


But a better question is, what percentage of chicks you've dated have actually met your folks or let alone friends? :ld:
 

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Never trust the ladies that your moms likes you novices. :ufdup:

The ones they beef with is because they know they share similar strong woman qualities with and will 'steal their baby away'

That's psychology 101 :ld:


But a better question is, what percentage of chicks you've dated have actually met your folks or let alone friends? :ld:
 

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I trust my mum's judgement of character more than I trust my own so if my mum tells me that a girl is no good or has deep rooted issues (she said this about my ex and she wasn't wrong) then I'll take her word for it.
 

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What kind of psycho pseudoscience is this? :what:
If your mom and girl get along, that's less problems for YOU :banderas:

this is 30-40% true, usually depends with the stage of the relationship..if u only been in that relationship for less than a year and she met your folks once or twice then she a manipulative/calculating ho
:dahell: I'm starting to realize alot of posters on here never been in a regular relationship before

this is very true

Mothers have the uncanny ability to spot a hoe......
they can give a chick a one over and know if
she comes from good stock or just a cute bum
bytch that will be pregnant in another year,
will keep the baby away from you and the name
of the new nikka she's gonna be pregnant by
two years later.
My mama has went far enough to tell me to my face.
son....I love you but you aint shyt.
she's a good girl......leave her alone and dont ruin her
for somebody that's gonna value and marry her.
I still fukked and broke the chicks heart......point is my mama was right.
trust mothers.
wat6rr.jpg

:salute:but then they wont like one that is a threat to their throne..u may lose a good woman by trusting mamas judgement too much.
 
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If yo mom dont like her , its cuz she something in the bytch u dont see but dont wanna be all In ur business like that. And them the bytches u stay away from. My 1st husband mom omg, she was cordial but u just knew she really didnt like me from her vibe she gave off.
 
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this is 30-40% true, usually depends with the stage of the relationship..if u only been in that relationship for less than a year and she met your folks once or twice then she a manipulative/calculating ho


this is very true



:salute:but then they wont like one that is a threat to their throne..u may lose a good woman by trusting mamas judgement too much.


here's the thing mama's will even give hoes on that
eddie haskell shyt rope to hang themselves.
broads be thinking they are fooling the old bird.

hoe: hey big mama how is your day going:youngsabo:
mama: pretty good.....come pick these greens for me.:usure:

but let the one yo mama like show up and the real is exposed.

the good girl: is catpiss in :sas1:
mama: baby let me get him away from this bytch:sas2:
the good girl: I dont wanna make problems:sas1:
mama: this is my mutha fukkin house:sas2:
the good girl: thanks mama:pachaha:
mama: keep calling me mama because youre giving me
grand babies not this trifflin bytch.
:mjpls:


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Ok.

So how many of you good coli females have beef with your mother in laws or mothers of the dudes you a side piece for? You never feel they have it in for you? :lolbron:
 

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A mother aint gone be worried about a chick taking her son away from her. Any dude with sense aint choosing no chick over his mom no way. U must be young. Im done.
 

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My husband calls me n his mom Thelma and Louise. Our birthdays is a day after each other. It is kinda weird cuz most mothers dont like their daughter in law, but me and his mom shytttttttttt. We get our beers and go play bingo. She be having me rolling her joints and she occasionally cooks for us. We caught the bus to the casino together w/o my husband. 20 mins into the trip she pulled out her flask asking do I want a nip. She do be sabotaging my diet with the cakes she stay bringing over here but I tend to overlook that.
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I thought this highly intellectual and self reflecting topic would have more emotional participation from the ladies in TLR :ehh:



Instead Sanity is single handedly shutting down my thread down

:sadcam:

Get outsmarted by junkies brehs :sadcam:
 
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