If Mama loves your chick and gets along with her, she belongs in the bushes

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Get put in that situation when you have to choose between your moms and your woman, brehs.

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I just got off the phone with my mother in law calling her an old hag because her 50th birthday is less than a week away and offered her a male stripper from the nursing home.

She cussed me out and told me how age ain't nothing but a number and she's putting on her freakum dress and finding a sugar daddy at the Charlie Wilson concert.

Best mother in law ever :blessed:
 

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Damn..You didn't have to neg me Sanity for initiating this convo

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If yo mom dont like her , its cuz she something in the bytch u dont see but dont wanna be all In ur business like that. And them the bytches u stay away from. My 1st husband mom omg, she was cordial but u just knew she really didnt like me from her vibe she gave off.
Why didnt she like you, was it cuz you were doin to much weed n coke while fukkin a couple nikkas on the side? :ohhh:
 

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Actually, mothers on usually on point. That's why when marriages used to be arranged, they'd select husbands/wives for their children because they'd look for what would make a good partner, not just lust and physical attraction that drives us. Every chick my mom said was a hoe ended up being a hoe. I ain't listen of course. One chick I dated, her own mom pulled me aside told me I was too good, too nice for her daughter, to leave her alone. Of course I didn't. She was bad as shyt. But after all the shiit that crazy bytch ended up being on I wished I did. Listen to old people breh....they already been through this shyt :ld:
 

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Why didnt she like you, was it cuz you were doin to much weed n coke while fukkin a couple nikkas on the side? :ohhh:
i really dont know, none of those reasons tho. its like she was upset i didnt heed her warning on marrying him. like bytch gone and marry him and see for urself and i did. i think she didnt like me cuz she saw me as weak minded and really wanted better for me. she tried to tell me , he wasnt shyt, but i aint listen.
 

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baby, that was the old me
If momdukes can't stand her, she's usually wifey. If they get along she belongs in the bushes?

Is this oldschool theory true?

Any of you nikkas ever break up with a long term chick but she stays cool with your peoples and might get invited to a family BBQ?

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Let's discuss the issues :sas2:


:why: If my mom doesn't like my girl then it's OV. I will never ever wife her.

If my parents disapprove of my future wifey then I'm not wifing her. They know better than me and if u can't get along with my mother????


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I don't know how I feel about this. My mom has bad judgment (she drinks way too much), but when she likes one of my girlfriends I thought it was a good sign.

I dunno if I can trust an alcoholic. But I think it would be bad if my mom hated my girl.

I think I'll just use my own judgement. If my mom likes her, that's a plus, but not a necessity.
 

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Mothers have the uncanny ability to spot a hoe......
they can give a chick a one over and know if
she comes from good stock or just a cute bum
bytch that will be pregnant in another year,
will keep the baby away from you and the name
of the new nikka she's gonna be pregnant by
two years later.
My mama has went far enough to tell me to my face.
son....I love you but you aint shyt.
she's a good girl......leave her alone and dont ruin her
for somebody that's gonna value and marry her.
I still fukked and broke the chicks heart......point is my mama was right.
trust mothers.
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I wish all mothers were like that.
 
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