If The Coli poster above you dropped an album, how much would it sell?

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Sly, you strike me as someone who would do well among the Nascar, Taylor Swift, smell like wet dog crowd

Your style would be conservative Cac rap, with heavy Eminem references and Shady records collabos

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You would praise me as i tapped into my inner Rza and made the solo album he was ment to do back in the 90's, i bring back baggy jeans and XXL white teez and polo sport to life again :blessed:

:ufdup: ur shyt would brick in the u..s. cuz noone relates to someone in the uk.no hate. but it would be hot fire tho
 

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:lupe: i hope i do numbers

Sly, you strike me as someone who would do well among the Nascar, Taylor Swift, smell like wet dog crowd

Your style would be conservative Cac rap, with heavy Eminem references and Shady records collabos

So that means im doing numbers then...:gladbron:

About to throw my degree in the trash and make a demo tape
 

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id break up trees on your album cover with the plastic seal still on it

no offense bro that was guna be for whoever was above me


You would make a neo-Boom Bap album with straight forward rhymes that take shots at the popular rappers of the moment. Your fanbase would be the people who leave "fukk Lil Wayne" comments on M.O.P YouTube videos. Your album would be released on E1 Entertainment, and would sell 2200 copies in its first week.
 

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You would make a neo-Boom Bap album with straight forward rhymes that take shots at the popular rappers of the moment. Your fanbase would be the people who leave "fukk Lil Wayne" comments on M.O.P YouTube videos. Your album would be released on E1 Entertainment, and would sell 2200 copies in its first week.

HAHAHAH
 

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<====== Spitta Andretti Route, tapes all out churr with decent sales but touring n livin good
 

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interesting thread..

dude above me would be like action bronson with the wrestling metaphors and have sports references like camron..he would have some dope production by kanye or someone like that with a feature from Lupe possibly
 

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I don't mean to brag . . but :shaq:

You would make a danceable, pop-rap album with a slightly drugged-out edge. You would remake some classic HipHop beats with an EDM feel(you'll make a song called "Coke On My iPad," that adds a dance feel to "Kick In The Door" by Notorious B.I.G., scoring a minor radio hit), angering HipHop purists (many of whom were still watching Barney when the original songs were made), but endearing you to Pitchfork, who rates your album a 7.4/10. Your album would be released on Mad Decent, and would sell 26,500 copies in its first week.
 

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Im thinking about releasing an album about the demonic realm and the power of God and his culture called good.

The guy above me would make a demonic album with good beats.
 
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