If The Coli poster above you dropped an album, how much would it sell?

[Banned Account12]

^ ^ ^ FLOP cuz don't nobody wanna hear that shyt!!!

 

[Mac Casper]

You would make a danceable, pop-rap album with a slightly drugged-out edge. You would remake some classic HipHop beats with an EDM feel(you'll make a song called "Coke On My iPad," that adds a dance feel to "Kick In The Door" by Notorious B.I.G., scoring a minor radio hit), angering HipHop purists (many of whom were still watching Barney when the original songs were made), but endearing you to Pitchfork, who rates your album a 7.4/10. Your album would be released on Mad Decent, and would sell 26,500 copies in its first week.

. . this dude's got ESP . . don't even ask me how

 

[Carr]

. . this dude's got ESP . . don't even ask me how

off the strength of the Mario 64 avi youll get a listen from me

but dont get too happy

if I dont at track 1, 2 or 3...


awaits.

 

[Gunshi]

wouldnt selll..... doesnt make marketable songs.... utilmate floppage!!!

 

[Yoda]

^ ^ ^ FLOP cuz don't nobody wanna hear that shyt!!!

i do

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

off the strength of the Mario 64 avi youll get a listen from me

but dont get too happy

if I dont at track 1, 2 or 3...


awaits.

you'd sell about 35k, only cause adults wouldn't know that J Carr was not the J Cole album doctors prescribed them to alleviate insomnia

 

[Uncle_Dirty]

above would sound like sugarhill gang on some zaytoven beats...

 

[LucaBrasi]

above would sound like sugarhill gang on some zaytoven beats...

Dude above would drop an album as hard as Lethal Injection

except he's from Canada

so people will unleash a fire storm about duke is not real, weeks later it comes out he is Wayne Gretzky's son:sadweeknd: and his album does Papoose numbers

He's was signed to Bad Boy all along except dude was a labelplant and niccas ain't even know it

 

[Uncle_Dirty]

keep two 9's on me like gretzky

fukk it tho, at least i did numbers, right?

 

[BreatheEasy]

@Uncle_Dirty above poster would channel the spirit of ODB and make some dope shyt

 

[The Piff Gawd]

Im thinking about releasing an album about the demonic realm and the power of God and his culture called good.

The guy above me would make a demonic album with good beats.

your allah album would never even make it to stores b

 

[Anti-Anime]

It would go double wood. Ain't nobody checking for this.

1. Condom in the baby seat
2. You married a gold digger (yeah)
3. Fearsome Foreclosure
4 Smart-dumb swag
5. Angola, Angola, so far away
6. Fila F@g
7. Ehh
8. Grammy Orphan (Hah!)
9. You Don't Bust Your Guns
9. Even if you won (You still lost)

 

[Hammer]

It would go double wood. Ain't nobody checking for this.

1. Condom in the baby seat
2. You married a gold digger (yeah)
3. Fearsome Foreclosure
4 Smart-dumb swag
5. Angola, Angola, so far away
6. Fila F@g
7. Ehh
8. No Grammies (Hah!)
9. Even if you won (You still lost)

you would flop in the us with like 30 thousand sold first week but a huge success overseas with an asian fanbase like PSY, known for one hit wonder songs

 

[ROFL_GUY]

 

[CASHAPP]

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