If thecoli.com Was Around In The 90's.. Using thecoli.com logic- Who Would Be "Industry Plants"..?

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Thread is gold. Lmao
"we really gonna sit up here, and act like Mary J Blige aint a obvious plant..? her come-up isnt organic, whatsoever.. you expect anyone to really believe, she sang a song in a recording booth at a mall.. and, her Moms boyfriend just happened to know people that worked at a record company..? :skip: she cant dance, has no mixtapes.. and, all of a sudden damn near platinum.. get this fake ass Anita Baker outta here.. :pacspit:" - thecoli.com 1992
 

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milli vannili (the literal definition)
vanilla ice
jungle brothers (put on cause red alert was family)
sugar hill gang (no explanation needed)
a multitude of kiddie rappers
puff as a rapper
a multitude of copycat rappers (angelous,the realist, etc)
young p before mobb deep (through family connections he makes it on a soundtrack)
beastie boys (punk group turned hiphop for profit by rick rubin)

anyone who got on without skills and/or a buzz beforehand

why we acting like the plant talk today isnt justified? back then labels looked for artists that would sell records, yes... but that usually involved the selling of good music

today the labels arent even involved like that anymore and any drug dealer with disposable income can put himself on. its about image not music in 2k17
 
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Onyx - One nikka was a barber with orange dreads and they did house music before getting on then they turn into gangster rappers :stopitslime:

Diggable Planets - Never seen nobody bumping this shyt in the Hood, two weirdo nikkas and a racially ambiguous lead female rapper? Industry made up shyt

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I love this thread.

Keep going.

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"lets discuss Jeru The Plantaja.. this fake-ass Wu-Tang dude, just gonna pop up on a Gangstarr album.. and, next thing you know- he got a whole album produced by DJ Premier.. get this fake ass lyrical Hong-Kong Phooey sh!t up outta here.. :camby:" thecoli.com 1994
 

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Busta rhymes- How you let this dude feature on every rapper's remixes and then drop a platinum album, it's obvious he was on those features to shove him down our throats! :martin:

These new artist Biggie and busta riding LL's Coattail on flava in ya ear remix, no way LL doing a song with these bustas (pun intended) :pacspit:
 

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this nikka :birdman: is obviously a plant and his record label was orchestrated to spread ignorance and filth to the youth

all these manufactured hits like "Bling Bling" & "Back That Azz Up", not to mention this nikka can barely even rap so how the are the Big Tymers so big?

get the Plant Tymers and Plant Money Records the fukk outta here :camby:
 
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Everybody...it's called artist development.

nikkas nowadays, due to the way music is consumed like to give off the illusion that they're doing it 'independently'..it's a hook, and some people who think they are really clever for spotting it like to tell everybody how smart they are for figuring out basic marketing shyt.

You keep it Hip Hop, leave the marketing and politics to the suits, you don't even need to have the 'plant' discussion. If you wanna do the frivolous industry bulls shyt, then I guess it's an important thing to point up.

Like yea we get it...they didn't blow up like rappers blew up back in the day, locally, "organically" because you can enough attention to get people to try and make a buck off you on the internet. Cool beans.
 
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this nikka :birdman: is obviously a plant and his record label was orchestrated to spread ignorance and filth to the youth

all these manufactured hits like "Bling Bling" & "Ha", not to mention this nikka can barely even rap so how the are the Big Tymers so big?

get the Plant Tymers and Plant Money Records the fukk outta here :camby:
"dont make me even start on this Blackstar group.. :comeon: that sh!t gets no play in the whip, and definitely dont hear them in any hood or clubs.. that CAC Rupert Murdoch sons just up & one day started a hip-hop label(Rawkus Records), and we supposed to be buying into this.. :mjpls:"- thecoli.com 1998
 
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