If thecoli.com Was Around In The 90's.. Using thecoli.com logic- Who Would Be "Industry Plants"..?

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This Jay Z guy is 26?:wtf:

Yall really expect me to believe this guy grinded on the underground for years before getting on?:mjpls:

Was getting features on little known acts like Jaz O and Original Flavor while battling on pool tables and moving work throughout the Carolinas?:duck:
On top of that he doesn't even write rhymes:duck:

A new 26 year old rapper who couldn't get on for years all of a sudden has his own label distributed by Def Jam?:mjpls:
 

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Surprised no one said Warren G
The same Warren G who supposedly was in a group with Snoop and Nate Dogg but wasn't on the Chronic?:mjpls:

All of a sudden Dr. Dre has a "half brother" who just so happens to produce and rap too but he's not on Death Row?:mjpls:

The agenda being pushed by Def Jam is obvious. They just wanna ride that g funk wave:camby:
 

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From that to smoking on Chronic at picnics? :francis:

Not to mention that Chronic ain't nothing but a plant. So his debut album was literally called "The Plant" :troll:
 

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You're telling me Mariah Carey, the Chick that sang ballads and that lil single "emotions" is all of a sudden one of hip hop's biggest divas?? The sean puffy combs look and having her do songs with bad boy is very obvious that they trying to line her up ahead of Mary J blige cuz she's light skinned... kinda perfect for the these cacs cuz she looks just like them hiding that fact that she's half :mjpls:
 

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Most definitely 2Pac, Biggie, Nas and Jay-Z. Nas would get "fake conscious shea butter" comments like Kendrick. Jay would probably be called a wave rider like rider (which uhhhhhh.....is kinda true :manny:)
 

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The same Warren G who supposedly was in a group with Snoop and Nate Dogg but wasn't on the Chronic?:mjpls:

All of a sudden Dr. Dre has a "half brother" who just so happens to produce and rap too but he's not on Death Row?:mjpls:

The agenda being pushed by Def Jam is obvious. They just wanna ride that g funk wave:camby:
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But real talk.....the 90s was full of Industry plants..simply because Labels wasn't in tune to the streets this was prior to the mixtape being used as a promotional tool and the internet...

This is the era in which i worked Radio and you didn't playback record based on buzz or request...but simply cause the record was "serviced" to you by the label or Indy promoter ..i.e PAYOLA....


The kid group QUO out of Australia is the best example of a Industry plant....

They were a kid group doing horrorcore ...
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And we're signed to Michael Jackson label Mjj a subsidiary of Epic records...

They got called out by DJ S&S for being a fraud......

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