If thecoli.com Was Around In The 90's.. Using thecoli.com logic- Who Would Be "Industry Plants"..?

[Bboystyle]

Ja rule is an obvious plant. How u go from being splinters stunt double in ninja turtle movies to multi-platinum rapper?

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

If y’all don’t see the obvious agenda behind DMX idk what to tell you. He been signed to Def Jan since 91 but he still had a hi top and tried to rap like Kane. The label didn’t know what to do with him

They created an angry, loud, menacing, bald black man who barks like a dog. They resorting us to animals


And to top it off he has the nerve to ask for forgiveness for his sins by praying to a white Jesus

The perfect execution of the dap fishing talking points. Whole post is just MUAH

No homo.

 

[Bugsmoran]

Mos Def. This clown went from being on a tv show with Bill Cosby to freestyling with Dmx and Big Pun

 

[LunaticVillage415]

What the fukk is Wu-Tang? Some kind of knock off Tang that Chinese astronauts drink in outer space? Or is Wu Tang slang for Asian p*ssy? These rappers making entire careers out of talking about nothing but p*ssy need to stop *cough* Too $hort, 2nd II None, 2 Live Crew*cough*. Especially when none of these "Wu Tang" members were getting any p*ssy like two years ago. Ladies love cool Rakeem? I think not. shyt is beyond wack man.



This dude the Genius was just a Great Value Father MC making undercooked New Jack swing songs like two years ago.


And now these nikkas is super grimey talking about selling crack to your mom and shyt outside in 20 degree weather riding a bus to Crackton, Staten Island. Eh, we don't believe you.

The Coli 1993

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

Lame ass nikka made this thread to basically for chance the plant

Agreed.

Funny ass thread, but this would've never happened in the '90s.

The reason that you hear dudes talking about "plant this" and "plant that" is because we've lost control of the culture.

They tried to plant people in Hip-HOp all the time in the past from Vanilla Ice to Hammer to Quo to Young Black Teenagers and nikkaz rejected that shyt because we still could veto plants.

Now, we don't have that power anymore.

The corporations can force Drake or Chance on us and market solely to White people and dumb broads and these dudes can get rich and famous and influential beyond belief without any co-sign from the streets.

Say what you want, all those artists nikkaz is joking about in here had a co-sign from the streets or people connected to the streets. You couldn't just blow up off Facebook and some dumb reality show.

 

[hustlemania]

OP is cool but low key but that might've been his motivation to make the thread

nah.. it was actually some dumb ass who was going on about Jay Electronica being a plant..

the entire argument is ridiculous, no matter how someone on thecoli.com usually spins it.. you can just put anyones name in it, and realize just how absurd it sounds no matter the era..

 

[King Ming]

Snoop and EM plants tho!

 

[Paradise50]

Lame ass nikka made this thread to basically for chance the plant

basically

OP looking like a cocksucker.

Thread would be better if there wasn't cocksucking underlying motives.

 

[Ben Ovabich]

The Pharcyde
Coolio
Skee lo
Souls of Mischief
The Roots

 

[Dre Space Age]

Mase and dmx was planted here to take us off the pac and biggie murder's


And how this camel face dude that made this a couple months ago




Became the biggest star in new york after big past

 

[hustlemania]

Lame ass nikka made this thread to basically for chance the plant

basically

OP looking like a cocksucker.

Thread would be better if there wasn't cocksucking underlying motives.

hit dogs will always holla..

Anybody that rides with rahm emmanuel is a piece of shyt regardless

And chance is a terrible rapper. Nobody in the hood playin his shyt. DJs aint spinnin his shyt in the club and nobody talks about him when discussing hot new rappers

i dont hate Chance. he's just a pawn/tool. idgaf about him. i hate the fact that people are puttjng all their stock into him blindly because of media narratives

you bums stay exposing yaselves & ya feelings in threads like this.. .

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[Jerz-2]

Arrested Development - Look at these nikkas B

 

[Jean Jacket]

 

[eastsideTT]

they were all plants by todays standard. that was back when labels did things for you. people were getting development deals by being brought up to the office off the street and spitting a freestyle or playing one song they scraped enough money to record to some of the execs/management. G-Dep's story of Puffy pulling up to the Johnson projects in a Bentley in the middle of the night looking for him because Puffy heard he could spit. shyt like that.

Labels were looking for people to polish up and plant, not compared to today...looking for someone who is already there and they just want to get their taste/cut and have access to the artist's social followers

1990s: "we'll make this guy hot. sign em..."
2010s: "hes not hot enough yet"

this thread is mad funny though Coli Logic on Rza being a plant

 

[Art Barr]

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"dont make me even start on this Blackstar group.. that sh!t gets no play in the whip, and definitely dont hear them in any hood or clubs.. that CAC Rupert Murdoch sons just up & one day started a hip-hop label(Rawkus Records), and we supposed to be buying into this.. "- thecoli.com 1998

Real talk,.....

After the fact and considering how we were all duped.
Portions of this feel completely accurate. Even despite the comedic parody takes from this thread.
if you survey how they destroyed the cred of underground rap.
shyt mos def was in hiding because he probably felt duped and like he was made to be in collusion of the outcome and setup as well.

Art Barr