If thecoli.com Was Around In The 90's.. Using thecoli.com logic- Who Would Be "Industry Plants"..?

[FreshAIG]

A ballet dancer from New York moves to LA and changes his image to a gang banging rapper
The label obviously did this to push this ignorance to black kids
TuPlant

Tuplant got me CRYING

 

[Standing on business]

Kriss kross, Da brat

 

[BmoreGorilla]

How does a rapper named Prince Rakeem all of a sudden have a deal where all his no name group members are able to sign outside deals?


All of a sudden he’s a kung fu enthusiast who also digs graves?


The agenda is obvious

 

[Romell]

Master P is obviously a goverment plant to set black people back and recruit them into the military. Nobody is just LETTING him start his own label and distribution out of nowhere. And if he so independent how is Make Em Say Uhhh all over BET and the radio.

 

[Standing on business]

Lauryn hill - how yo go from a leading role in sister act to a multi platinum rap group, and this is all after being booed on Apollo.



#colilogic

 

[BmoreGorilla]

If y’all don’t see the obvious agenda behind DMX idk what to tell you. He been signed to Def Jan since 91 but he still had a hi top and tried to rap like Kane. The label didn’t know what to do with him

They created an angry, loud, menacing, bald black man who barks like a dog. They resorting us to animals


And to top it off he has the nerve to ask for forgiveness for his sins by praying to a white Jesus

 

[Easy-E]

Bo$$

 

[newarkhiphop]

Odb
Busta rhymes
E40
Mariah Carrey

I could go on

 

[FreshAIG]

PM Dawn - Soft ass group made to soften the image of the strong black man

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Bo$$

Why couldn't we just let that woman live

 

[Long Live The Kane]

Fans didn't start doing the cornball " omg he's independent, so that automatically makes him better and worthy of my support" mark shyt till sometime in the mid-late aughts... Even "underground" acts came through the label system and nobody really gave a shyt either way... So astroturfing as a marketing scheme didn't make sense in context

Using today's standards, Aailyah was a big time plant

 

[hustlemania]

MC Hammer - Too obvious

Onyx - One nikka was a barber with orange dreads and they did house music before getting on then they turn into gangster rappers

Diggable Planets - Never seen nobody bumping this shyt in the Hood, two weirdo nikkas and a racially ambiguous lead female rapper? Industry made up shyt

Arrested Development - Look at these nikkas B

Outkast "happy ass pop beats. Oh Puffy produced their video? Go figure"
Bone Thugs "singin ass rappers? wtf is this pop shyt"
Wu Tang "man that's white/asian people music they're definitely plants, b"

Nas/Biggie/Pac of course

any popular group

Mobb Deep was signed to Loud back in 92.
They intentionally released a wack album on another label to create an "underdog" effect.
Oh...you bought that story about them bumping into Q-Tip outside of a record label and then he has no involvement on the pretend album but is all over the second album
Let me just take a year off from Tribe to record an album with these failed kiddie rappers
If you take the first letters out of the song titles from Juvenile Hell it spells Steve Rifkind

A ballet dancer from New York moves to LA and changes his image to a gang banging rapper
The label obviously did this to push this ignorance to black kids
TuPlant

 

[Won Won]

Howling at "TuPlant"

 

[hustlemania]

"so we just gonna act like Lady of Rage aint a plant from the Death Row/Interscope machine.. the label just needed a woman rapper, that contradicted everything Queen Latifah was about.. i mean.. how else can you explain some random nobody from VA, all of a sudden on The Chronic..? AND, they were gonna drop her album before Snoops.. get this blatant ass Plant of Rage up outta here.. "- thecoli.com logic 101

 

[RichYung]

Thread is gold. Lmao