If u put a lion gorilla python and bear in a cage. Who would come out alive poll added

Who comes out a cage alive

  • Gorilla

    Votes: 41 37.3%
  • Bear

    Votes: 48 43.6%
  • Python

    Votes: 9 8.2%
  • Lion

    Votes: 12 10.9%

  • Total voters
    110

Ozymandeas

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And the stamina of non of them and a lower pain threshold plus faces less challengers in his environment.

I don’t think you realize how strong or dangerous a bear is. A bear claw is the size of two human heads and last time I checked, gorillas have no claws. So when the bear starts ripping the gorilla’s chest and torso, whats gonna happen?
 

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I'm not mad at anyone saying bear tho. Like fr fr a polar bear is :demonic: personified, I've seen them do some :whoa: shyt to walruses and even leopard seals which are two g'd up sea creatures.

Grizzlies are thorough but they really don't have any direct competition like that besides other bears, and they run more than gorillas or lions do. Gorillas and lions HAVE to hold it down because they both run groups, the lion pride and the gorilla troop. Can't be a hoe and be the leader of a team :manny:

Grizzly got the stats to take it but does he have the heart?? Don't let that gorilla pull a Dirk on you doggie :ufdup:
 

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This is a very important question
There's levels to this.

Black bear would probably get its ass whooped. A Polar bear, everyone else is dying that night.

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The python is a nonfactor in this and is like them white dudes who watch another man smash they wives and just sit there crying in the corner or gettin aroused on some gay shyt. So it really depends on what type of bear it is. If it's like a black bear, which is p*ssy, then the lion will probably win, as a gorilla cannot fukk with a lion in any way. However, if it's a motivated full-grown grizzly bear or a polar bear, then it will kill every animal in that cage and probably break out and terrorize the country until the BLACK MAN enters and restores order. I was attacked by a bear one time when changing the oil on my Civic and I had to use one of them underwater knives that explode when you stab a shark with em. I have a hybrid bear-leather coat from that encounter now though. Grizzly/Polar Bear 10/10.
 

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The Bear is f'ing shyt up.

Pure visceral carnage, the bear is a heavyweight class animal and on all 4's with claws and teeth.

The gorilla probably doesn't have the stamina to hang with strength being it's main asset either.
 

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bear would merk everything depending on what kind. maybe not a black bear but a grizley etc. gorillas get merked by other regular monkey types.
 

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In what world can any of those animals move fast enough to evade a python strike?
 
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