If Vanilla Midgets Are Ruining Wrestling

[mrken12]

took 7 marines and being drunk to take him out

 

[DANJ!]

Especially considering the people who use the term "vanilla midgets" don't even know how to use it properly

This...

People think "vanilla midgets" = every smaller wrestler... CM Punk had personality, DB had personality, Balor has personality... far from vanilla. Charismatic wrestlers with in-ring talent will always get over. It's why Randy Savage was smack in the middle of the big man era and still excelled- dude was clearly smaller than most of the roster and was a top 2/3 star for years when the average wrestler was 250-300, with special attention given to those above 300.

 

[SpacelySprockets]

He's right here

 

[Sypress]

10/23/95:


The slight differences in last week's Observer and the police report were that in the police report, apparently largely derived from Waltman, the men who instigated the incident were yelling insults at the driver of the car, Donna Jones, and not at Michaels. The police report stated that Michaels was in the front seat, but was intoxicated and had passed out and was actually asleep when he was pulled out of the car and mercilessly pummeled and had no chance to defend himself. It stated that there were three people in the back seat of the two-door car, Waltman, Smith, and a third person named Robert Jones, with Smith in the middle between the two which because of his size and being in a two-door car, compounded the time before he was able to get out of the car and basically pull the perpetrators off Michaels. The police reported ten assailants, not nine, and said the fight was broken up when Donna Jones, who was apparently the girlfriend of a bouncer at the Club 37 in the Ponderosa Plaza in Syracuse where this was taking place in front of, ran into the club and two bouncers came out (not an undercover officer as reported here) and the perpetrators escaped in two white Ford Broncos. One of the broncos turned around and attempted to run over one of the bouncers, Tony Alberti. The police report stated nothing about the perpetrators being Marines or servicemen, although the entire group had short crew-cut haircuts similar to Smith. The police report stated Michaels suffered a laceration of the right eyelid and right cheek below the eye, two black eyes, swelling and blood coming from the ears and right eye.

My fault
Dave GOATzer reported it took 10 men to take out a passed out HBK

 

[King P]

This...

People think "vanilla midgets" = every smaller wrestler... CM Punk had personality, DB had personality, Balor has personality... far from vanilla. Charismatic wrestlers with in-ring talent will always get over. It's why Randy Savage was smack in the middle of the big man era and still excelled- dude was clearly smaller than most of the roster and was a top 2/3 star for years when the average wrestler was 250-300, with special attention given to those above 300.

Exactly.

But then again I shouldn't expect anybody to know how to use that term correctly when the man who coined the term can't even do it himself.

Nash called Eddie Guerrero a vanilla midget. I repeat: Eddie fukking Guerrero

Kevin Nash clearly doesn't know what he's talking about, because the name Eddie Guerrero and the word vanilla have no business being used in the same gotdamn sentence

 

[dh86]

The very same people that parrot the vanilla midget bullshyt call Shawn Michaels GOAT. I don't feed the trolls at all

 

[dh86]

This...

People think "vanilla midgets" = every smaller wrestler... CM Punk had personality, DB had personality, Balor has personality... far from vanilla. Charismatic wrestlers with in-ring talent will always get over. It's why Randy Savage was smack in the middle of the big man era and still excelled- dude was clearly smaller than most of the roster and was a top 2/3 star for years when the average wrestler was 250-300, with special attention given to those above 300.

Kevin Nash very specifically meant Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit. You won't stand at awe at them at the airport so wrestling fans won't watch them.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Macho 6'2
Austin 6'1
Angle 6'0
Michaels 5'11
Jericho 5'10
Guerrero 5'8

those were some pretty good midgets

 

[dh86]

And outside mayweather, who's a once in a generation talent, boxing is good as dead since the heavyweight division been trash

Now explain Oscar De la Hoya and Manny Pacquiao appeal while we're at it.

 

[dh86]

Wladimir Klitchsko was the longest running heavyweight champion boxer since Joe Louis with no fights making it to PPV, while in that time we had numerous guys weighing between 135-154 lbs dominate the marketplace.

Brock Lesnar is the only UFC heavyweight champ to sell fights, while the other top PPV draws are Ronda (135), Connor (140) Jon Jones (205), GSP (170).

Size really and truly doesn't mean shyt. What matters is who the fanbase percieve as the best

 

[mrken12]

at people still feeding the troll.

 

[Da King]

10/23/95:


The slight differences in last week's Observer and the police report were that in the police report, apparently largely derived from Waltman, the men who instigated the incident were yelling insults at the driver of the car, Donna Jones, and not at Michaels. The police report stated that Michaels was in the front seat, but was intoxicated and had passed out and was actually asleep when he was pulled out of the car and mercilessly pummeled and had no chance to defend himself. It stated that there were three people in the back seat of the two-door car, Waltman, Smith, and a third person named Robert Jones, with Smith in the middle between the two which because of his size and being in a two-door car, compounded the time before he was able to get out of the car and basically pull the perpetrators off Michaels. The police reported ten assailants, not nine, and said the fight was broken up when Donna Jones, who was apparently the girlfriend of a bouncer at the Club 37 in the Ponderosa Plaza in Syracuse where this was taking place in front of, ran into the club and two bouncers came out (not an undercover officer as reported here) and the perpetrators escaped in two white Ford Broncos. One of the broncos turned around and attempted to run over one of the bouncers, Tony Alberti. The police report stated nothing about the perpetrators being Marines or servicemen, although the entire group had short crew-cut haircuts similar to Smith. The police report stated Michaels suffered a laceration of the right eyelid and right cheek below the eye, two black eyes, swelling and blood coming from the ears and right eye.

My fault
Dave GOATzer reported it took 10 men to take out a passed out HBK

@mrken12 avoiding the facts like he avoids women

 

[RammerJammer]

at people still feeding the troll.

Not even quoting that fool anymore, like talking to brick wall

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

These same folks will constantly say Wrestling is fake

But people have to look a certain way for them to believe they can beat someone

Why? Its fake

 

[King P]

Kevin Nash very specifically meant Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit. You won't stand at awe at them at the airport so wrestling fans won't watch them.

And he's a moron for specifically mentioning Eddie. Because like I said before, Eddie is the furthest thing from vanilla