if videogames (ones with HUMANS) were real life what would be the most ridiculous genere

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Exclude ones with talking animals and stuff, i'm talking between fighting games, beat em ups, shooters, FPS, and others starring people
 

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btw my answer...is LIGHT GUN / RAIL SHOOTERS


do you have any idea how many BODIES the main charactors of TIME CRISIS alone have??


how can you surivive the ONSLAUGHT OF DUDES that try to MURDER YOU with machine guns in those games...like 6 levels of TACTICAL SHOOTERS trying to slay you
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how could you even get out of this scene alone, IN AN AIRPORT with 7 bullets?
 

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My bad. Let me edit my answer to open world/sandbox crime games.
They're definitely on the :duck: power ranking

1. Rail Shooters
2. Beat em ups (we've discussed this)
3. Sandbox games (low key the seige on the boston bombers was pretty much GTA on 5 stars)
4. Racing games (WAY too forgiving...you hit a side of a gaurdrail or a street in real life going 100 tell me what happens to your RSX)
 

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Just think how shyt would be if MK people were all around you:

You walking down the street and see a cutie from behind in pink, you roll up on her like, "Excuse me miss :takedat:"

She turns around looks at you and says hey boo and all you see is with blood and spit running down the fangs.
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Then her man gets at you, saying you trying to step to my girl and dude squares up on you like
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You go from :shaq: to ::jadawhat:to :whoa: to :sadcam:

You try and bounce and 2 fukking cyborgs teleport in front of you talking about, "run the jewels fukk boi :stopitslime:

shyt you'd be like, I'm done with life and this is before you start seeing lizards and fukking 4-armed dudes running around fukking shyt up ripping dudes in half and spitting acid on people.
 

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Just think how shyt would be if MK people were all around you:

You walking down the street and see a cutie from behind in pink, you roll up on her like, "Excuse me miss :takedat:"

She turns around looks at you and says hey boo and all you see is with blood and spit running down the fangs.
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Then her man gets at you, saying you trying to step to my girl and dude squares up on you like
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You go from :shaq: to ::jadawhat:to :whoa: to :sadcam:

You try and bounce and 2 fukking cyborgs teleport in front of you talking about, "run the jewels fukk boi :stopitslime:

shyt you'd be like, I'm done with life and this is before you start seeing lizards and fukking 4-armed dudes running around fukking shyt up ripping dudes in half and spitting acid on people.
SMFH at Johnny Cage being basically tom cruise, and getting into a DEATH FIGHTING TOURNAMENT with spikes on the ground and above you with talking trees and stuff, and WINNING FIGHTS against Cyborg Smoke and KINTARO :wtf:
 

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Tony Manderich's dad basically did that. Look up the Manderich project 30 for 30 :wow:

i watched it
but if i'm able to create these athletes and have them as high ratings and have an bidding war for them. i think i would be able to get to a billion dollars in life
 

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SMFH at Johnny Cage being basically tom cruise, and getting into a DEATH FIGHTING TOURNAMENT with spikes on the ground and above you with talking trees and stuff, and WINNING FIGHTS against Cyborg Smoke and KINTARO :wtf:
Cyber Smoke would be Saddam Huessain on 100 trillion, he looking at world leaders like, "you don't give me want I want, then we go boom :shaq:" on some Heath Ledger, Joker shyt

Cyber Smoke:
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World Leaders:
Chill breh, you can have whatever you want, just don't drop them bombs man, please :sadbron:

Cyber Smoke:
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FPS/TPS medics

I mean take a game like Gears Of War, you mean to tell me that after a nikka just took a shotgun blast to the chest, guts literally spilling on the ground, that ALL this nikka needs is for one of his team mates to TOUCH him?

:stopitslime:

And games like Battlefield/COD, this nikka just ate an RPG, blew off half his limbs, but u fix him right up with a defibrillator/syringe huh?

:stopitslime:


Okay :stopitslime:
 

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They're definitely on the :duck: power ranking

1. Rail Shooters
2. Beat em ups (we've discussed this)
3. Sandbox games (low key the seige on the boston bombers was pretty much GTA on 5 stars)
4. Racing games (WAY too forgiving...you hit a side of a gaurdrail or a street in real life going 100 tell me what happens to your RSX)

The actions of the dudes in cruisin' USA would have destroyed most of America's landmarks
 
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