If YO MAMMY NAMED YOU DEVANTE

[Willie]

I was gonna name my Devonte

My ex's cousin took it tho after she heard me say thats what I was gonna name my first son

Aint that some shyt

Y'all all THOTS.



You was just tryna set him up right with the bytches tho huh?

Slick lil name would've put him in the game till they saw he was named after this nikka

 

[LezJepzin]

Not as bad as Aiden Found out it was some dude's name from Sex In The City which figures . The biggest whores I've met had this name for their son.

They're not slick either with the rhyming names either (Jaiden, Caiden, etc)

 

[Willie]

Not as bad as Aiden Found out it was some dude's name from Sex In The City which figures . The biggest whores I've met had this name for their son.

They're not slick either with the rhyming names either (Jaiden, Caiden, etc)

Lmao like Xander and Angel and shyt

 

[Michael's Black Son]

FOH nikka show me a nikka named Devante before Devante Swing

All them nikkas born after 91

This. DeVante made up that fukkin name. No way he was gonna be swagging out as Donald

 

[LezJepzin]

same thing with nikkas who were named D'Angelo and were born from 1995-2000

named after the nikka who made brown sugar

 

[Willie]

This. DeVante made up that fukkin name. No way he was gonna be swagging out as Donald

Blanket knows

 

[I love Latina women]

the funny thing is, this nikka i work with works with someone at his other job name devante. i heard him on the phone a few months ago and he was like "just tell devante to make sure he makes that delivery"

 

[joeychizzle]

You motherfukkers don't have shyt on Hong Kong names. In my job, I have to negotiate with clients and vendors of all types, and I see names like Wind, Candy, Crystal, UNICORN (a grown ass 40 year old man btw), Circle, Apple, Inde, Icy, Mowana, Rhodonite, Timtim, Kitty, Arith, Zeta, and a whole load of other stupid ass fukknames.

Do you know how hard it is to not laugh as you call HP's commercial division and a motherfukker named Unicorn answers, and you have to talk with him like it's a completely normal name

And then I have to deal with schools with names like Buddhist Fat Ho College
Wing Dong Ass (short for association) School
and other similar shyt

just fukking imagine calling up a school and asking, "hello, is this buddhist fat ho college?"

I actually love calling that school. I call them and ask dumbass questions, just to hear them say the name




Devante doesn't seem so bad when your colleagues are named after mythical creatures

 

[OD-MELA]

know a guy called devonte

 

[the artist known az]

I grew up with a lil mixed kid named Tupac. His dad was named Dave

They will have a lot of enemies when they get older

 

[CarltonJunior]

I'm getting sick of all these new ass Jaden/Jada's or variants of that sort here too for that matter.

 

[Bool]

Devante Parker in that teal and orange

 

[:-)]

My mama named me after some chick in a soap opera. Good thing my name is also a Hebrew name so no f*ckery here!

 

[Colin X]

lelbron the goat
that kid destined for greatness

LeBryant Nash ain't

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

My dad was named after his doctor, im named after my dad

Same name as this nikka