If you can't act normal after smoking a blunt to the face you're a little bytch

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The blow torch I use is one of those culinary ones for creme brûlée. U can buy one at most bakeries
 

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I already smile a lot but when I smoke I cheese hard as fukk. I be thinking to myself "stop smiling, bytch! :damn:" which just makes me smile harder and giggle. :o:
 
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I already smile a lot but when I smoke I cheese hard as fukk. I be thinking to myself "stop smiling, bytch! :damn:" which just makes me smile harder and giggle. :o:

LOL

That's like me...I'm cheesing like a mothafukka when I'm high. But then again for some reason I'm always smiling even when I'm sober so I guess the weed just brings that out more.
 

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Lol I kinda see what OP is talking about but he's just saying it in an aggressive a$$hole way lol.
 

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I won't lie, that paranoia is for the birds. You can fight that externally but internally your head be spinning. But it's not hard to go out in public high. You just have to make a conscious effort not to trip. But when sonething is funny every high person will od with the laughter. I used to challenge myself to make sure people didn't know I was high on the outside. I'd put on cologne and visine in my eyes, check myself in the mirror and walk out swagged the fukk out. :smugdraper:
 

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I already smile a lot but when I smoke I cheese hard as fukk. I be thinking to myself "stop smiling, bytch! :damn:" which just makes me smile harder and giggle. :o:
Smiling is cool. I smile when I'm zooted. I'm taking about cats that get high and have that shyt eating look on their face. Jaw unhinged looking like a boob. shyt ain't wavy
 
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You know what my favorite type of stoned/high is?

When I get so high that I end up cleaning my apartment for four hours just cause. That super productive high where even the most remedial and not fun task is just amazing!

Like I'll just clean and think and plan about how to get ahead in work, how to get ahead of bills, I'll make plans. Etc.

I would smoke blunts and make art, make music, get important stuff done because I'll feel motivated and shyt.
 

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First time smoking weed I got a heart attack, panicked and tried to run out of the house. nikkas were holding me back tryna calm me down. I thought I was gonna die.
 

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