If you can't act normal after smoking a blunt to the face you're a little bytch

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You know what my favorite type of stoned/high is?

When I get so high that I end up cleaning my apartment for four hours just cause. That super productive high where even the most remedial and not fun task is just amazing!

Like I'll just clean and think and plan about how to get ahead in work, how to get ahead of bills, I'll make plans. Etc.

I would smoke blunts and make art, make music, get important stuff done because I'll feel motivated and shyt.
I never felt like cleaning. I do feel like painting though. My walls looks like a subway
 

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First time smoking weed I got a heart attack, panicked and tried to run out of the house. nikkas were holding me back tryna calm me down. I thought I was gonna die.
Are you sure you had a "Heart Attack" ?
 

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I dont even smoke with other people like that. I smoke with my girl, my dog and my munchies brehs :troll:

Haha same with me minus the occasional hanging out with the homies

I light up with my dog whenever my kids are gone for the night. Dude just sits on the floor stuck when normally he's running around and shyt.

Everytime I pull the safe out lil dude acts like I got some bacon or treats.
 

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You know what my favorite type of stoned/high is?

When I get so high that I end up cleaning my apartment for four hours just cause. That super productive high where even the most remedial and not fun task is just amazing!

Like I'll just clean and think and plan about how to get ahead in work, how to get ahead of bills, I'll make plans. Etc.

I would smoke blunts and make art, make music, get important stuff done because I'll feel motivated and shyt.
I haven't had a high but this one. I personally don't see how anyone can sit around and do nothing. I run around like a chicken with his head cut off when I'm high.
 

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Haha same with me minus the occasional hanging out with the homies

I light up with my dog whenever my kids are gone for the night. Dude just sits on the floor stuck when normally he's running around and shyt.

Everytime I pull the safe out lil dude acts like I got some bacon or treats.
I love smoking with animals... dogsare the coolest
 

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I hate you pretenders acting all slow and retarded after a blunt. Looking like a mark little loser with your mouth open letting the weed win. Naw nikka fight that shyt and behave yourself. Looking like u just woke up when you're supposed to be looking like u gettin money busy and shyt

kind of fakkets you hanging with anyway :scusthov:
 

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I love smoking with animals... dogsare the coolest

Back In the day I ate some mushrooms and right when I started to trip my dad called me heated as hell and told me to come home cuz they found my bowl and some booze. I came home as fast as I could so my eyes didn't get totally crazy.

Anyways I went to my room and started freaking the fukk out. Around midnight I was really losing it. Couldn't enjoy myself and thought my pops was gonna storm in any minute. I hear a scratch on the door and I almost had a fukking heart attack. Come to find out it was my dog(rip). I know it was the drugs but fukking swear on my life that little dude knew I was freaking out and came to help me. He never ever ever came Down late at night, not one time. Dude chilled me out and I just puffed him down and to this day I swear that dog saved me from going insane.
 

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Back In the day I ate some mushrooms and right when I started to trip my dad called me heated as hell and told me to come home cuz they found my bowl and some booze. I came home as fast as I could so my eyes didn't get totally crazy.

Anyways I went to my room and started freaking the fukk out. Around midnight I was really losing it. Couldn't enjoy myself and thought my pops was gonna storm in any minute. I hear a scratch on the door and I almost had a fukking heart attack. Come to find out it was my dog(rip). I know it was the drugs but fukking swear on my life that little dude knew I was freaking out and came to help me. He never ever ever came Down late at night, not one time. Dude chilled me out and I just puffed him down and to this day I swear that dog saved me from going insane.
Nah shrooms makes it easy to communicate with all life forms breh

your doggie was the truth

RIP breh :sadcam:


S/O to my stoner dogs
 
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