If you can't grow a beard you are losing TERRIBLY in 2015

Dirty Mcdrawz

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I can't grow a full beard, but my goatee be hella thick. My wife hates it when I shave my mustache and keep the chin hair.
 

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Yeah, the killer combinaison right now, is easily thick beard + in shape body. If you have your hairline intact its no bueno for your competition. But shaved head(not bald) with thick beard is goat too.

Though I dont know if beards will remain in style for the next few years. Remember back in the late 1990s, early 2000s(even tho I was a kid), you could notice that beards were not at all IN, and clean shaven was the ideal style. Now its beards. Mostly because of hipster movement popularity.

Its a cycle.

Girls love thick, wild black forest like type of beards or scruffy 10 clock shadow. They dont care about light chinbeards and struggle mustaches.

Basically. If you werent living in Philly, in a motorcycle gang or just released from prison... you didnt see beards nearly as often as you do now. fukking beta ass hipsters doing anything they can to present themselves as masculine. Lumberjacks and a beard with boots. smh.
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yeah, I'm mad. :beli:


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Make fun of people with genetics that prohibit facial hair growth brehs


To diss someone for something they have no control over akin to racism



beards are only in style until late spring. After that your gonna look like a jerkoff when you go to a pool party and your fur face absorbs all the water in the muthafuka


Why did I visually picture this in my head right after reading this like my mind was an episode of Family Guy n sh`t


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I have a neckbeard...




I ain't getting no love on this side :francis:


mustache FINALLY started growing in (23 years old is late for a hispanic most kids I knew had them shyts by like 5th grade)

to top it off it's them thin, long asian hair mustaches




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my beard growth is the WOAT...and thats even with being able to grow a tache at an early age.
shyt, my grandfather calls me the only person that comes from Italian stock that can't grow a decent beard.

but i will say, i'd happily never grow a full beard as long as my hair is good..i'm scared of going bald.
 
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