If You Found A Roach Under Your Bed, Would You Be Able To Sleep In That Bed?

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Man I swear raid was like gamma rays to the hulk with these bytches, they Nourished these b*stards.

One morning I was walking a chick i was smashing to her car and I saw a some of them dragging a dead bird to be bushes.

To this day I don’t know if they killed it or just found it:heh:

but I tell anybody with pest problems, borax powder is the truth. I don’t know what’s in that shyt but it works:deadrose:
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To this day I can never drink orange kooaide. The sight, smell even the package make me nauseous:merchant:
When I was about 6-7,my cousin had a sleepover for his bday . Their were about 15 cousins there just packed in. At this age I had the habit of taking anybody’s koolaide if you weren’t watching it and I was drinking that shyt:demonic:

evrybody in the living room on pallets, southern folks know what I mean . Everybody hot because for some reason his mama got if burning up in the house, straight blazing :damn:

evrybody sleep I wake up like the undertaker
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thirsty as fukk, throat burning from his mammas dry ass heat.

I look on the counter and i see a half drunk cup of orange koolaide, so I head smooth to it, I’m about to turn it up when I kinda see something brown in it but I’m stlll sleepy and take it to the head:ahh:
I knew immediately something was horribly wrong , I felt something in my mouth and it slid down my throat quickly . I panicked:damn::damn::damn: spit that shyt out and in the sink was a big as brown roach:gag:

By now I’m screaming and crying throwing up, my aunt runs in, she’s worried and horrified when she finds out, but uncle trying to hide the:bryan:

all my cousins hitting the :ohhh::hhh::picard::troll::scust::what::pachaha::scusthov::damn: :gladbron:
The shyt was a mess.
That’s been close to 30 years and I haven’t drunk a single cup of kooaide since , especially orange kooaide
 
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Would you?

Aren't you from India? I've had those 2-inch long flying roaches run over my fukking body when I was asleep there. Don't see how you could sleep a night there if you were shook of roaches unless you only stayed in really upper-class city homes.

I remember Hawaii had those flying roaches everywhere too. And Thailand. And the Philippines. I mean damn near everywhere tropical I've been has had them.
 

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I look on the counter and i see a half drunk cup of orange koolaide, so I head smooth to it, I’m about to turn it up when I kinda see something brown in it but I’m stlll sleepy and take it to the head:ahh:

I knew immediately something was horribly wrong , I felt something in my mouth and it slid down my throat quickly . I panicked:damn::damn::damn: spit that shyt out and in the sink was a big as brown roach:gag:

:picard:
 

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but..why?!..What can a single roach do to you? What has a single roach done to anyone to warrant one to fear for their life?

:dwillhuh:



Other places got tarantulas.. scorpions..and even these





but you worried about a le’el ol roach!

:dwillhuh:


This is the absolute worse shyt I've ever had to deal with. We saw one of these at my friend's place in Hawaii and I spent an hour tearing the fukking room apart until I finally caught it and killed it. Turned out to be just 5" long (could have sworn it was bigger), but then later in Thailand we caught ones that were 10" long.

 

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This is the absolute worse shyt I've ever had to deal with. We saw one of these at my friend's place in Hawaii and I spent an hour tearing the fukking room apart until I finally caught it and killed it. Turned out to be just 5" long (could have sworn it was bigger), but then later in Thailand we caught ones that were 10" long.



Bruh, i had no idea these existed... The animal world surprises me every day lol
 

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The roaches you go to kill an then the mf start flying!! :damn:
This blew my mind as kid. Its not fair at all. :francis:


How the fck are you a super strong, radiation resistant, microwave resistant, pressure resistant, water resistant,decapitation resistant, temperature resistant, scary looking bug that eats anything(including other roaches) AND YOU CAN FLY!?:mjtf:



Thats some bull sht. If flying roaches were bigger, people would probably be dead from all the hacks they got. :martin:
 

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Y’all obviously ain’t seem Texas roaches before :russ:

Tree roaches are about 5/6” large and you can hear them running around. Prey they don’t kamikaze you’re ass or they aren’t pregnant :sadcam:
 

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yep, we cool...


Maybe I'm just too poor for this but when the hell was that video taken that Snoop looks that young but they had a phone with video on it and shyt? Or was that like an actual video camera they had with them for tour or some shyt? I just don't remember people randomly having video and shyt on them back in the day.
 
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