If you had the power to totally command any animal and a net worth of over 250 mil

[sicksoulja]

I like this scenario. I get 250 million without having to fight four siberian tigers barehanded or something
I'd probably pick a polar bear.

I legit had to read It over 3 times, I just knew for sure there was a thecoli catch. I get free money and the control of tigers or a pack of wolves.

 

[bangbreh]

I'm just here to listen to y'all's imaginary animal scenario fukkery

 

[13473]

poisonous snakes

humans

 

[FlyGuy]

Roaches to guard my money so nobody touches it

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Bedbugs.

Any bytch that rejects me is getting a bed full of them

And there's only one way to get rid of them.

"As long as I'm in the bed, they won't show up"

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Ants that big would collapses under their own weight. Their exoskeleton wouldn't be able to support them

Here you go being all scientific and shyt

Ants FTW

 

[NSSVO]

A big ass bird so they can carry me

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Ants that big would collapses under their own weight. Their exoskeleton wouldn't be able to support them

Elaborate on the physics of this breh. I'd just assume that if they're enlarged, then everything increases in proportion no? Or does this have something to do with gravity?

 

[Ironman]

Bacteria everyone goes

 

[FromStLouis]

Peak Coli




Silverbacks.

Who would fukk with us? Who?? Nobody.

And he the calm one

 

[Umoja]

Pigeons.

 

[poppastoppa]

Gorilla