If you haven't pulled a chick with only emojis in 2016 its time to retire

[Regular_P]

I pull chicks with morse code.
We don't even need expressions

 

[shutterguy]

Deal with women with no basic communication skills brehs...........



And while we are at it, let another man dictate how I pull females...

 

[Darth Nubian]

All I do is grunt and roll swishers. Get on my level

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

 

[Saiyajin]

if you cant go to the club and pull a bytch off this gesture alone

stay home

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I ain't pulled a girl period so... that's where I'm at in this point in my life... yea

Admit to being a homosexual brehs

 

[mannyrs13]

I can't even pull chicks with braille.

 

[Gully Bull]

I can't even pull chicks with braille.

They really not feeling what you're trying to say

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I pull chicks in person. If you need to do it with a phone its time to retire

 

[Mowgli]

What are parents teaching these dumb ass kids.

If your daughter gets pulled with emojis kill yourself

 

[Address_Unknown]

If I got to use a hashtag and smiley emjois to get a chick into my bed, then it's best she keep that broadband p*ssy the fukk away from me and my Dial up Internet dikk.

A bytch that knows all the shortcuts to smiley faces on multiple social media platforms by memory ain't a bytch I want to share Cognac, a duvet and some Isley Brothers with for shyt.

 

[Bless't]

Pulling chicks in '17?

Naaaaaah.

 

[shutterguy]

If I got to use a hashtag and smiley emjois to get a chick into my bed, then it's best she keep that broadband p*ssy the fukk away from me and my Dial up Internet dikk.

A bytch that knows all the shortcuts to smiley faces on multiple social media platforms by memory ain't a bytch I want to share Cognac, a duvet and some Isley Brothers with for shyt.

I'm up, if she ain't down with the grown folks slow jam music to get it poppin she can

Take that emojis nonsense to the

Only picture I'm sending her is a Jodeci album cover so she know what time it is...........

 

[It is a mystery]

I pull chicks in person. If you need to do it with a phone its time to retire

The world is a different time since before you were with your wifey breh
To give you a breifing

Tupac and biggie died
Bush won the election
We moved on from pagers to cellular phones
The N64 isn't the hottest console out anymore

There's more too but I don't want to shock you too much elderly breh

 

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Show me an example OP

Here's one from an absolute classic post that I was reminded of reading this topic.

For anybody in that Ferguson thread who needs a little pick me up tonight...

For any well-to-do simps with a fistful of tears and a heartful of rejection...

For the young #HOHgawds in training who are in need of direction...

Outchea sacrificing thots for my coli brehdren Thank me later











































Thot thought "Coli" was my girl name ​