If You Mix Dirty Piss and Clean Piss, Can You Theoretically Pass a Drug Test? (UPDATE: Passed!)

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

...did you even read the OP?

She didn't dilute it with chemicals. She diluted my already clean piss with some of her own. My clean piss diluted with a small amount of her dirty piss.

How the fukk are you talking slick without even knowing what the thread is about?

Dawg...what do yuo think what dirty piss is??? It don't matter how much you mix.

You're just gambling hoping the mix is diluted enough. You might as well have not let her use ANY of hers in the first place.

 

[KinksandCoils]

I don't understand the reckless mind frame. Even if she didn't think she could get that Job it still would mean she would need to be looking for work. So she does something so careless and now she is in that situation. And to top it off all she had to do was give the people the piss and claim she couldn't go anymore. Those drug test don't need much pee.

 

[hotbeezie]

Im a Medical Technologist who does drug screening.

Most of the people who beat drug tests are because someone was careless or know someone who work there.

Pee swapping shouldn't work because the urine needs to be in a certain temperature for it to be valid. I had a few times when people tired it on me and I had to make them get another sample.

Pee mixing/dilution shouldn't especially with dirty
() a drug test that isnt even complex should pick up the result as a weak positive

A complex drug sceen will catch mostly anything and some have chemical triggers that should make yrou test result come out as invalid if you use cleaners.

An invalid test means we have to get another sample

Dont water ya shyt down they just gonna do a quick urinalysis and that your urine pH is 7.0 and your specific gravity is close to 1.000
And then well have to confirm with a new sample if the shyt don't match then its an auto-failure obviously.

But if chain of custosy is broken ...

 

[714562]

Im a Medical Technologist who does drug screening.

Most of the people who beat drug tests are because someone was careless or know someone who work there.

Pee swapping shouldn't work because the urine needs to be in a certain temperature for it to be valid. I had a few times when people tired it on me and I had to make them get another sample.

Pee mixing/dilution shouldn't especially with dirty
() a drug test that isnt even complex should pick up the result as a weak positive

Interesting post.

Tell me more about "weak positive."

Do employers hire based on degrees of positivity? Like, would a weak positive get the nod if it was sufficiently weak? I know you don't really handle that end of things, but still.

As for the temperature, the piss was hot. I gave it to her fresh that morning and she kept it on the dash with the defrost on while driving over there.

 

[714562]

I don't understand the reckless mind frame. Even if she didn't think she could get that Job it still would mean she would need to be looking for work. So she does something so careless and now she is in that situation. And to top it off all she had to do was give the people the piss and claim she couldn't go anymore. Those drug test don't need much pee.

I told her that immediately.

Things is, she's never really been in any serious legal trouble before so she panicked. She doesn't know how to handle shyt like this.

Female response, man.

 

[hotbeezie]

Interesting post.

Tell me more about "weak positive."

Do employers hire based on degrees of positivity? Like, would a weak positive get the nod if it was sufficiently weak? I know you don't really handle that end of things, but still.

As for the temperature, the piss was hot. I gave it to her fresh that morning and she kept it on the dash with the defrost on while driving over there.

I don't really know really know...the general consensus is that we don't like to report a weak
Positive result on the first run because you don't wanna potentially ruin someone's career. We usually will rerun the sample and if then if there's no definite answer we recollect, if still no definite answer we ship to a reference lab with more sophisticated equipment.

As far keeping the urine warm with the defrost on that shouldn't work and I wouldn't bet on it due to the fact that you have to keep it at a certain temperature range and you're pretty much screwed if you gotta wait.

 

[714562]

I don't really know really know...the general consensus is that we don't like to report a weak
Positive result on the first run because you don't wanna potentially ruin someone's career. We usually will rerun the sample and if then if there's no definite answer we recollect, if still no definite answer we ship to a reference lab with more sophisticated equipment.

As far keeping the urine warm with the defrost on that shouldn't work and I wouldn't bet on it due to the fact that you have to keep it at a certain temperature range and you're pretty much screwed if you gotta wait.

So labs will retest if its a weak positive? Interesting. Is that common?

 

[hotbeezie]

Weak positives usually occur when you have have an extremely small amount in your system or if you have a faulty (rare) dipstick. A lot of places are going automated so to avoid clerical error tho.

 

[hotbeezie]

So labs will retest if its a weak positive? Interesting. Is that common?

Its uncommon to rare depending on how sophisticated the instrument are.

We do quality controls and calibrations before we run patients. If we have to calibrate because our control didn't work we rerun every patient ran since the last successful quality control test to make sure we didn't screw anyone over.

 

[tater]

op lost and is a fakkit

shoulda just found somebody with clean piss and had them pee in a orange medicine bottle then have your retard gf smuggle it in between her legs

 

[tater]

Weak positives usually occur when you have have an extremely small amount in your system or if you have a faulty (rare) dipstick. A lot of places are going automated so to avoid clerical error tho.

I'm guessing you work in lab. I do too...and a weak positive is still positive. His girl is dumb. Might as well have just water in it.

 

[hotbeezie]

I'm guessing you work in lab. I do too...and a weak positive is still positive. His girl is dumb. Might as well have just water in it.

That's true but I always rerun a weak Positive just to make sure...if I get a 2nd weak pos. Ill call it but sometimes rerun will come back negative. This is usually with a manual test that you have to eyeball a result tho.

 

[old_timer]

good luck- the cutoff is like 50 ng/ml


my opinion? you can buy a home test from amazon for cheap. here's a ten panel for $3.75 (f/s)



i guess i'm too new to be allowed to link stuff, so search "10 Panel Dip Drug Testing Kit, Test for 10 Different Drugs" on amazon



if you fool with drugs whatsoever, you should have 2 or 3 of those bad boys on standby so you know where you stand

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

@this thread. @MyGawdThePower it's not going to work. It MAYBE could've worked if they did the basic dipstick test on the spot (though I doubt even that) but it sounds like they're shipping it off to a lab for GC/Ms testing. That can detect very trace amounts. If she just smoked two days before, it will definitely show up. They can even detect over-the-counter masking agents. The only way to beat a urine test for sure is to get one of those products in the locked cabinet in GNC that completely cleanse all traces out of system (not a masking agent). But unfortunately those take 5-7 days of pill popping and/or tea drinking and she didn't have that amount of time. Your girl

 

[714562]

UPDATE:My girl seems to have passed the test.

The called her today and said all they had left was the background check and she had the job.

After the interview, she got a "conditional" offer (conditional to passing the drug test), so it must have gone through.

@Detroit Wave

@hotbeezie, dunno how this is explicable