If You Mix Dirty Piss and Clean Piss, Can You Theoretically Pass a Drug Test? (UPDATE: Passed!)
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Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Its even easier to pass a drug test when you dont use drugs, friends. 
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
Its even easier to pass a drug test when you dont use drugs, friends.
i don't do drugs
anymore 
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
i don't do drugs
anymore
Denise Williams would like to congratulate you, friend.
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
no homo at you posting that song for me, breh....
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
Dont disrespect me.
Friend.
you post homo songs and direct it to me and IM disrespecting you?
have a seat, friend
UPDATE:My girl seems to have passed the test.
The called her today and said all they had left was the background check and she had the job.
After the interview, she got a "conditional" offer (conditional to passing the drug test), so it must have gone through.
@Detroit Wave
@hotbeezie, dunno how this is explicable
A. Chain of custody was broken
B.she didnt mix the pee and they didnt check the temp
C.Your girl lying, you trolling, or that clinic and/or job ain't shyt.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
Companies still have piss tests
My job has those swab joints so you can't avoid that shyt
shiiiitttt, my current job didn't even make me bother having to get any drug test at all. I think its cuz I work at home, so they don't have to worry any liability.
A. Chain of custody was broken
B.she didnt mix the pee and they didnt check the temp
C.Your girl lying, you trolling, or that clinic and/or job ain't shyt.
A. This is a possibility. I can't know.
B. She definitely did mix the pee. She wouldn't tell me a stupid lie that for no reason. I don't know whether they checked the temperature, but I do know my piss was hot when she smuggled it in. I pissed it out that morning and she kept it on the dash with the defrost on. She said that when she put it in her drawers, it was almost scalding hot. Can't say whether it was in the appropriate range, though.
C. She isn't lying. I was next to her when she got the call. However, the job and clinic may not be shyt.
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Dont ever in your life align me with demonic filth friend. Im not playing around now. You're upsetting me.you post homo songs and direct it to me and IM disrespecting you?
have a seat, friend
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
When you get to the real money, they often do a hair follicle test. I've seen people land good jobs only to fail because of this, in a high unemployment area, too. Not really relevant here but just something to think about, people, especially seniors because they can detect up to a year, so quit now.