If you over the age of 30 and you have a favorite streamer, you're a fukking dork

[Genos]

How is this any different than your parents/older people going "you still play video games?" After 25?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Happens to every celeb that appeals to a younger demographic eventually. Both them dudes will be rich as hell when that time comes and can retire comfortably but I knoe for that speed guy at least his most embarrassing shyt is recorded and viewable by everybody. Once hes not that guy anymore he and other streamers like him are gonna have to deal with that aftermath. It is what it is tho

Its going to be catastrophic on the level of silent film actors once streaming becomes a thing of the past. My prediction is that there will be a volunteer setup for families and folks to be a 24/7 Truman Show type of experiment. I'm talking from taking a shyt to fukking, it will become your daily routine in order to get money or a unique currency to stay afloat.

Mofos will all jump on the possibility because why not? The world is under one vision, so you might as well be the actor to the movie called life. This will not only destroy streamers but kill chances of survival because why would I want to watch Speed, when I can become a Criterion actor by busting jokes with the family, typing bullshyt on The Coli, and wanking in front of the same audience that's creating content to feed an algorithm of the same motherfukkers doing the same thing. We will all be under this weird umbrella of social media without no breakaway, unless we either do the gigs that we are lucky to even come across, disabled, or doing illegal shyt.

This new world we heading to is going to be a scary one, but hey at least brehs that have Hollywood dreams will share the same experience with another doing the same 24/7 show

 

[cyndaquil]

Breh...I'm legit livid by that shyt . Was fitting to mod 2K25 since the modders making it a whole new experience. They're charging subscription prices for something as stupid as a better rendered Goldberg .

Hell don't get me started with the Starfield mods that are just half-assed cosmetics. This is madness right now as a gamer. Look I get it, this economy stinks but so was the economy in the 2000s and somewhat in the 2010s, but even around that time mofos focus on getting their name out there, and will take the coin if folks felt generous. Hell, I remember making some frog skins with my music at the time.

Something truly changed after Covid. Itsl ike a whole different malice to hyper consumerism. You either selling your soul for 15 minutes, or giving half ass product for a temporary fund.

Its insanely depressing and will only get worse. Hell, even if you are sailing the seven seas, you have to pay mofos to host servers etc. The game is nasty nowadays.

Look at who is the president. If you look top down are we really shocked the climate if the country is like this now?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

TIL that even fukking John Mayer got a podcast . We really are in shyts creek.

 

[stave]

i admit i'll look up something if i'm having trouble with a part of a video game, getting past a boss or something. shyt like that is cool.

but yea... watching @Another Man play with himself for hours on end every day is some sad ass shyt

there are some very immature posters lurking though... i dont wanna get myself stalked by some weirdo with a big meat fetish and/or anime profile picture



i admit im kinda addicted to my phone these days, and online a bit too much... but some of yall motherfukkers stay ready to pounce with a neg in the chamber. like a gza song with negs

insane ideas being laid out here

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Look at who is the president. If you look top down are we really shocked the climate if the country is like this now?

Its getting to the point where the jig is up. I already preach this enough that these are the times when you gotta get it right, either finding that mate and raising a family, getting that dream goal done, passporting it, or prayed up because this hyper capitalism and vanity stage is already smoking ahead of where we need to be.

Yesterday, we were coming back from Birmingham from the Joey's school trip and I was going mad on the road. Like I told my wife this....if Gore was the president at that time....none of this would be a thing. I'm talking about the fukked up interstate, the crippling infrastructure, the outdated way of transportation, and the grim reality that our enemy has cities pumping out of the ass, and we can't even create a way to get from A to B without using a fukking car.

Hell, all the trees and bushes spread all over the country...thats a dead giveaway in itself for folks that end up going missing and never coming back. We really don't realize how third world country we truly are.....

 

[cheek100]

bet that boy get fired...

Hope not. The blow back would be vicious.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

First and hopefully the last time I ever agree with @RickyDiBiase . May be time to get my ice skates ready for hell.

 

[Mike18jj]

Not now, but what if back in 2015 when streaming began I had a favorite streamer CashNasty then Sollumanti

I'm 30 now and I don't watch this new generation of streamers so I'm good right

 

[Turtle]

He’s right! Epitome of dorkdom


And even you give them money? Might as well suck the air out of their ass too

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

You have a gay brother and you're still the biggest fakkit in your family.

 

[VegetasHairline]

Gotta add the armor as well.

 

[bigde09]

Coli hates streamers but loved reality TV

I remember those Jersey Shore threads

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Honestly they were right about podcasts. Everybody doesn't need a microphone and an audience. Streamers are a lot more harmless tho. Mindless entertainment mostly. Podcasters sit up there and be giving out advice and folks just be taking it

Streamers are just as harmful

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

Gotta add the armor as well.

I'm giving you the honor