If you that dude pissing on the seat in public bathrooms, step in here pls

[Medulla Oblongata]

Good thing I don't shyt in public bathrooms...

 

[A.V.]

That would be me breh

I did that shyt today

Had to piss for like 20 minutes, running around town, and before I made it home, stopped by Walmart for groceries, ran in the bathroom like

Straight to the handicapped stall, was in such a rush, I ain't even close the door, let that shyt off like w no fukks given

Some middle aged black dude almost walked in on me, but I turned my head around (n/h) like and he was like "my bad"

Ain't wipe a motherfukkin thang

There were other open stalls, and he waited til I was done to go back to that one, so I know this nikka had to shyt

When I finished, the toilet flushed itself, and as I walked out and passed dude, I gave him a type head-nod, but on the inside I was like


























Man, fukk that nikka

 

[ADK]

Yall nikkas lost for even sitting down period

Squat & Hop gang

 

[The Goodz]

I TP the toilet seat before I sit on it, twice at that, just to prevent fukkery like this.

 

[notPsychosiz]

Hey OP... you know where you can shyt and no one'll bother you...?

Spoiler: psst...

THE BUSHES

 

[sang_bleu]

Y'all some dirty motherfukkers

 

[EVILRICO]

 

[The 2020 New Member]

I just piss on the floor. All restrooms got drains

u can't be serious.

 

[jdubnyce]

I regret entering this thread

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

I had to shyt at work and the other stalls were occupied...I sat down and realized it was shyt where my meat suppose to hang

still trynna figure out how his shyt splashed to the front of the toilet bowl

 

[jdubnyce]

I had to shyt at work and the other stalls were occupied...I sat down and realized it was shyt where my meat suppose to hang

still trynna figure out how his shyt splashed to the front of the toilet bowl

What did you do? Did you proceed because your doodoo log was peaking out already?

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

What did you do? Did you proceed because your doodoo log was peaking out already?

Yea i just had to hold my meat

 

[Nefrodamus]

You nikkas actually sit on public toilet seats?

I hover over my seat in my own home nonetheless a fukking public restroom

 

[Yapdatfool]

I had to shyt at work and the other stalls were occupied...I sat down and realized it was semen where my meat suppose to hang

This happened to me.

 

[SmallWars]

I do the hover, or put down maximum toilet paper coverage.