If you that dude pissing on the seat in public bathrooms, step in here pls

[Ohene]

That would be me breh

 

[Ohene]

I did that shyt today

Had to piss for like 20 minutes, running around town, and before I made it home, stopped by Walmart for groceries, ran in the bathroom like

Straight to the handicapped stall, was in such a rush, I ain't even close the door, let that shyt off like w no fukks given

Some middle aged black dude almost walked in on me, but I turned my head around (n/h) like and he was like "my bad"

Ain't wipe a motherfukkin thang

There were other open stalls, and he waited til I was done to go back to that one, so I know this nikka had to shyt

When I finished, the toilet flushed itself, and as I walked out and passed dude, I gave him a type head-nod, but on the inside I was like


























Man, fukk that nikka

this nnikka tryna get me fired

 

[Mowgli]

Explain ya self breh. Some of us be having to shyt. There's no women in there to spite so why are you doing this, man? Some of us be having to shyt, breh.

edit: just pee sitting down from now on, pls. everyone else do. you aren't special. just sit down to pee from here on out, brehs.

I wanna know who's pissing on the floor in a corporate office.

I'm stepping in piss to take one.....

 

[Dzali OG]

Do nikkas really get in fights in restrooms like in the movies?

I can't imagine how the loser of such can feel...

Knocked out waking up on a p*ssy floor?

The super human strength it must take to put a nikkas head in a public toilet...somebody drop an appropriate gif please...

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

cats actually sit on the seats to take a deuce. You better learn how to squat.

 

[Dzali OG]

Oh...and this op is suspect as fukk. nikka why you campaigning for nikkas to sit and pee?

 

[ThatTruth777]

I think;

And I imagine those psychos making this face as they do it, fukkin no home training ass bytches

 

[BlvdBrawler]

edit: just pee sitting down from now on, pls. everyone else do. you aren't special. just sit down to pee from here on out, brehs.

 

[GhettoTeK]

I don't give a shyt at least I tell nikkas to wipe the seat up..I let nikkas know

 

[BlvdBrawler]

You nikkas actually sit on public toilet seats?

I hover over my seat in my own home nonetheless a fukking public restroom

 

[hypo666]

Anyone who has ever had to work in a fast food ever had to deal with a shytter? as in someone who deliberately covers the toilet and the surrounding cubicle walls with his shyt?I worked for a while in a certain motorway diner chain and we had that happen in not just one by several of the diners. The motherfukker even managed it on a public holiday and it almost started a fight as the place was packed out with holiday makers who needed to use the toilet. He would even write stuff with his shyt.

No word of a lie, the police ended up having to mount a sting operation using under cover cops to catch the freak. Turned out to be a former employee. a middle aged white guy.

 

[Microfracture]

I agree with OP but I'm not sitting down to pee unless a dump is necessary.

Even if I don't see piss, I'm wiping down the seat thorough as I can. Nothing is worse than taking time to line the seat and still ending up with wet cheeks


Also, keep a strip of TP across the front of the seat so you can swipe your dikk to absorb any excess piss from leaking into your Hanes.

 

[Blackking]

i basically use an entire tree worth of paper before sitting down in public.

if at a job....... i find a favorite toilet......figure out when the lady cleans...........and use it within that hour daily. right on sch.

 

[Fart Knocker]

ya'll gave me shyt (no pun intended) for not taking my shoes off in the house, but ya'll act like complete trash in bathrooms

 

[Lil Big Daddy]

i swear 'fo goddddd dis shyt be having me so fukking heated bruh
da fuQ is you pissin on the toilet seat for bruh?!?
You still a lil ass boy or some shyt nikka??

shyt aint got nothin to do with nikkas should wipe the seat before sitting down. I does that regardless.

When that shyt is bone fukking dry I STILL make my own lil toilet paper-seat to sit on TOP of the actual surface of the seat.

So get the FOH bout all we gotta do is wipe it up.

You little bytch ass snot nose fukk boys! aint no man wiping up a nother man piss bytch

All you muhfukkas gotta do is take the tip of ya gatdamn shoe and lift the fukking seat up BEFORE you piss.
Simple as that.

Or you could try growing the fukk up out dat lil boy ass stage and learn how to fukking piss straight.

but I know thats probably gon be impossibe for some of yall so just stick to lifting the seat up with your foot.
nasty muthafukkas