If you were sitting on the train across from her....

[Sterling Archer]

Don't act like you aren't curious

I told you my attention span is nonexistent. If I ask then I won't care anymore and its one less aspect of interest about you. I don't want answers, I want to discover all the intrigues on my own.

 

[PortCityProphet]

Ask her if she got her hijab in dubai.
Kill 2 birds with one stone. Open up a convo and find out if she ever been shyt on by a sheik all in one question

 

[PhonZhi]

"hey excuse me, who do people tell you that you look like?"

"oh really, well you kinda favor a young, Mary J Blige to me."

And go from there depending on her response and if she seems like she's open for further convo

 

[Scientific Playa]

the classic time tested opener

write this down!

excuse me miss/ms. then add anything creative that you come up with.

and don't forget deep eye contact and a warm smile!

it works on classy chicks and your everyday garden variety hood rat.

 

[Knicksman20]

Reminded me of this

 

[Ronnie Macho]

How much it cost

 

[killacal]

I'd wonder what she looks like without 50 lbs of makeup on.

 

[horizon]

"girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

 

[Hijo de luna]

Commenting on an attractive woman's looks=instant L

 

[SheWantTheD]

Need more pics

I'd just say 'hey, wassup What's your name?"

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

If ask her If she was going to a Michael Jackson tribute cause of that jacket and high pants.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

It means ya eyebrows on fleek guuurl

das not what it means lol

 

[dennis roadman]

a lot of duds dropped in this thread

i can tell some of you are volume shooters. chuck away lads, everybody needs somebody sometimes

 

[Sterling Archer]

das not what it means lol

What it mean doe?

 

[Sterling Archer]

"girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"