If you were sitting on the train across from her....

[010101]

nikkas love to jump in with no invite jajajahahahaa
if she spends the trip legs/arms crossed body turned away zero eye contact quit before you start nikka

if she throwing signals body language open eyes dancing then just talk to her give her your # invite her to whatever the nights twist is just keep it cool treat her like a human bro not a pokemon
& fukk the pick up lines jajajahahahaa

*

 

[Gold]

Ask her what her squad in Pokemon GO looks like

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Now if I'm the camera dude, and she looking to the left like that the entire time....



This gonna be a tough one. Gotta use the trump card and ask for that Pokemon Go number...

*edit, dammit yall used this joke

 

[CarbonBraddock]

i wouldn't, i hate it when women wear things on their heads. plus, i pull dimes on the daily and she would not even be allowed to change the oil in my car, which is the Honda Civic on them thangs that don't stop spinning.

 

[Givethanks]

Tell her i'm Jamaican... Somali women love us

 

[Anti-Anime]

Call 911 I'm not getting blown to bits today

 

[010101]

Commenting on an attractive woman's looks=instant L

thirst&unwanted attention leave the p*ssy shut tighter than the jail cells be
drier than the sahara desert

all the joints that done complained to me about public transportation as a attractive woman jajajahahahaa
thirst buckets relentless boi

*

 

[Tetsuo]

I'd pull out my drawing of Muhammed.

 

[SheWantTheD]

i wouldn't, i hate it when women wear things on their heads. plus, i pull dimes on the daily and she would not even be allowed to change the oil in my car, which is the Honda Civic on them thangs that don't stop spinning.

Post pics of these so-called dimes or i'm calling straight

 

[Poitier]

Been on the train too many times with fine women....I'd probably have my head phones in and be half way asleep til I got off at my stop

 

[Bless't]

me; "Who wore it best?"

her; "excuse me?"

me; "your biker jacket... see dude behind you?"

her; "oh. *cheeses*"

me; "Just playing. Obviously you pull off the look much better than the balding cac. I like your style."











5 minutes later...

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Post pics of these so-called dimes or i'm calling straight

here is one of the ones that i recently let go bc she was too clingy once she encountered the skills of a true mack, she looks like halle berry but her name is Sharonda:

I await your apology

edit: where it says 'halle berry' i wrote that in for an unrelated matter, ignore that

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

 

[Verbal Kint]

'The choice to rock the yellow hijab is just brilliant. nikkas can't tell when that cake on your grill rubs off on in'

 

[Mac Brown]

what does that faded part at the beginning of your eyebrows mean?

Works every time!