If you were to describe each democratic candidate...

[Ahadi]

If you were to describe each democratic candidate in a short sentence to someone who knew nothing about voting/who to vote for/ or politics in general, how would you describe each existing candidate?

 

[the cac mamba]

biden, most appealing to moderates but a few years too old

bernie, the most honest but might be too far left

warren, good effort but get the fukk outta the way

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

• deval patrick - dude who knows he should sit his silly ass down, but it's too late so he keeps the act going while making the face on the inside
• steyer - when white guilt meets billionaire guilt
• pete - the closest thing we've seen to a WASP running since Kerry, out of touch sellout
• bernie - old man selling pipedreams, 1 termer
• biden - old man who won't rock the boat in either direction, 1 termer
• warren - pragmatist with realistic approach to moving the needle
• amy - "That's What I Aint Gon' Do" - Richie Rich

 

[CBalla]

Biden- Old cac with one of the worst records the past 50 years, noone seems to want to really call out the long list though

Bernie- The old cac we should be listening to

Warren- Woman cac who will do some good, but will also do whatever it takes to get ahead, less trust worthy than Bernie, but apparently more pro black than Bernie

 

[StatUS]

Bernie: Best position of strength on policies to move country forward

Warren: Similar to Bernie but questionable on key issues which should be considered rights as citizens

Biden: Status quo politician coat riding Obama and attempting to erase his past but more real about where he stands

Buttigieg: Similar to Biden except faker than anything

The rest don't really matter at this point.