if your penis can fit through a toilet/paper towel roll, you will always share your girl.

[Matt504]

TLR finally getting back to how it's supposed to be.

 

[Blackout]

Good thing mines cant fit through a toilet paper towel roll. #teamaverage6

 

[Eczema]

why are you concerned about other dudes dikk size? You were all in that other thread about a 5 inch dikk and now you're starting your own threads about dikks. Get dikks off your mind you fakkit. And yes I have an average sized dikk but my p*ssy eating skills would put your dikk game to shame.

awwww did i strike a nerve? anyone can learn to eat p*ssy. you can't grow your penis

 

[Stir Fry]

The toilet paper roll is a metaphor for OP's butthole.

 

[Eczema]

If you worried about whether or not another man can fit his member in a
toilet paper roll there's a high chance you not worried about sharing a girl
cause you probably not into them.

With that said, I think for the vast majority of women that's perfect fine
and this is from a guy who couldn't fit into a toilet paper/paper towel roll to save his life.

ahhh a homosexual joke, i so didn't see that coming. just so you know, while you're "putting in work" your girl is thinking about the time tayquan sent her cervix to the holyland.

 

[Couth]

my shyt can fit into the top of a soda can without me even scraping anything.

My girl said its thick tho and thats all that matters.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

awwww did i strike a nerve? anyone can learn to eat p*ssy. you can't grow your penis

No, you didn't. I don't care that I have an average sized dikk, I readily admit it all the time on here and by definition, most people have an average sized dikk. I make up for having an average dikk by being a fukkin' foreplay master. I can't wait for your next thread about penis though. please @ me when you make it.

 

[Insensitive]

ahhh a homosexual joke, i so didn't see that coming. just so you know, while you're "putting in work" your girl is thinking about the time tayquan sent her cervix to the holyland.

Breh.
I don't need to front I got lucky.
Don't get embarrassed on TheColi tryna troll.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

I wouldn't cheat on a guy just because he has a little peepee.

as long as he doesn't expect me to put that dirty little worm in my mouth, we're good.

What is the criterion for a dirty little worm?
In inches...

 

[Another Man]

Im before dame dash

 

[Steezy]

This guy needs a dikk expert banner

 

[Eczema]

my shyt can fit into the top of a soda can without me even scraping anything.

My girl said its thick tho and thats all that matters.

can you explain that more clearly?

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

I wouldn't cheat on a guy just because he has a little peepee.

as long as he doesn't expect me to put that dirty little worm in my mouth, we're good.

instead of a worm..what if its an ANACONDA

 

[Eczema]

This guy needs a dikk expert banner

don't insult me. i prefer the term cocktologist.

 

[Couth]

can you explain that more clearly?

Lol. Yea sounded kinda confusing to me too.

See that hole? I can fit in there without even scraping the sides of my dikk. Toilet paper roll i way too big.