if your penis can fit through a toilet/paper towel roll, you will always share your girl.

[Eczema]

No, you didn't. I don't care that I have an average sized dikk, I readily admit it all the time on here and by definition, most people have an average sized dikk. I make up for having an average dikk by being a fukkin' foreplay master. I can't wait for your next thread about penis though. please @ me when you make it.

any nikka can be trained to eat the p*ssy to perfection. no matter what you do, you will never, ever grow a larger penis.

 

[Steezy]

don't insult me. i prefer the term cocktologist.

@Brooklynzson @cook
Make it happen

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

any nikka can be trained to eat the p*ssy to perfection. no matter what you do, you will never, ever grow a larger penis.

i don't care

no matter what you do you will always be a homosexual fantasizing about big dikks, we all have our crosses we have to bear.

 

[Eczema]

Lol. Yea sounded kinda confusing to me too.

See that hole? I can fit in there without even scraping the sides of my dikk. Toilet paper roll i way too big.

no fukking way. stop trolling me.

 

[Ashley Banks]

What is the criterion for a dirty little worm?
In inches...

they're all dirty little worms, breh.

all of them.

 

[Eczema]

i don't care

no matter what you do you will always be a homosexual fantasizing about big dikks, we all have our crosses we have to bear.

the status of my sexual orientation, won't change your penis.

 

[Ashley Banks]

instead of a worm..what if its an ANACONDA

then it's definitely not coming near me

 

[Stir Fry]

@Brooklynzson @cook
Make it happen

How about Penis Professor?

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

the status of my sexual orientation, won't change your penis.

my penis won't change the deviant status of your sexual orientation and my 5 inch dikk won't make your family feel better about their little twinkletoes son who would rather post on online forums inquiring about penis then make mom and dad proud

 

[Eczema]

then it's definitely not coming near me

what is your perfect size

 

[Eczema]

How about Penis Professor?

cock connoisseur

 

[Eczema]

my penis won't change the deviant status of your sexual orientation and my 5 inch dikk won't make your family feel better about their little twinkletoes son who would rather post on online forums inquiring about penis then make mom and dad proud

good thing im straight

 

[Couth]

any nikka can be trained to eat the p*ssy to perfection. no matter what you do, you will never, ever grow a larger penis.

Not every dude can be trained to please a female. About reading her more than anything. Some dudes got it, some don't.

And you can work a small dikk to increase the pleasure for her. The way you stroke can increase how much you're stretching her walls making your dikk feel thicker. Different positions can allow you to stroke under her cervix even if you're only average.

And i can say from experience majority of females aren't prepared to take a big dikk at all. Takes multiple stretching sessions until you can fukk them comfortably. Most women are built for average dikks and bigger isn't always better.

 

[Ashley Banks]

what is your perfect size

i'm sorry but I cannot answer this question at this time.

 

[Retired Account]

Real men dont talk about other man's dik size

you might as well come out. Pause