if you're already a cutiepie, is there any point in working out?

[charmander]

We east african breh...you kno our genetics be weak as shyt

i'm tryna be that 1 in 1,000,000 nikka that defies the odds stacked against us


to go along with my face ofcourse

i have problems picking the newspaper up off the ground on some Doug shyt

 

[Taadow]

How about working out to be stronger and fitter than you already are rather than doing it for attention from the opposite sex.

Nah, fucc it.

 

[RealAssanova]

i have problems picking the newspaper up off the ground on some Doug shyt

damn breh..

Ain't u sick and tired of east african birds talmbout...we skinny and shyt and instead of nikkaz gettin on their game they outchea lookin captain phillips

naaa, not me fam. I'mma be dat Asafa Powell nikka in da streets, Haile Gebreselassie nikka in da sheets

 

[charmander]

damn breh..

Ain't u sick and tired of east african birds talmbout...we skinny and shyt and instead of nikkaz gettin on their game they outchea lookin captain phillips

naaa, not me fam. I'mma be dat Asafa Powell nikka in da streets, Haile Gebreselassie nikka in da sheets

i think it adds to my boyish charm

when i'm in my 30s it's just gon be pathetic tho, but i've come to terms with it

i'm thinkin bout doin some situps to keep my lil abs right tho, i don't need to be on swole as long as i got that lean athletic look still

 

[MexicanKingpin]

Your trippin thats like saying u would prefer a pretty bytch with an average body vs a pretty bytch with an amazing body

 

[RealAssanova]

i think it adds to my boyish charm

when i'm in my 30s it's just gon be pathetic tho, but i've come to terms with it

i'm thinkin bout doin some situps to keep my lil abs right tho, i don't need to be on swole as long as i got that lean athletic look still

Sounds like you settling though nikka

You can be in ur 30's, lookin young, fly and swole. Tyrese 35 and i swear, dat nikka never aged

If dat nikka can do it, den damn fam, so can i.

 

[Big Mel]

usually when people start working out and getting fit, they have a reason that motivates them

- they ugly

- they fat

- they got no self esteem

- all of the above

and all that is well and good, kudos to them
but as i'm sittin here thinkin about it, i don't have any of those problems

what would persuade me to spend half my time doing pointless goofy exercises and hard labor?

just look at this shyt (1:25 mark)



like breh, why the hell would i do this? the only reason i can see someone doing this in public is if they want the police or Mental Health Services called on em...the kids can't even go hoop over there cuz of reports of a god damn lunatic swinging big ass slave ship ropes all over the place


i could see if i was in jail or something, but boy i got better shyt to do with my time

let's discuss

i had that young Harrison Ford swag but my body was the victim of multiple blunts and 40's per day on top of being naturally skinny/weak. so i essentially was a fat/skinny cat simultaneously by age 18-19. started working out around 23 or so and my appeal has been on a billion trillion for over a decade. women feel privileged to lay with me at times. like i get random sex and shyt. base sex.

 

[Boolean]

i have problems picking the newspaper up off the ground on some Doug shyt

 

[Big Mel]

But yeah....that rope shyt is MAD goofy and honestly the real move is to not be TOO, TOO super ripped/jacked unless it's your natural thang. If you're too buffed up you appear low brow or cro mag. Just look fit, be handsome and keep an original outlook and you'll forever win.

 

[Houston911]

@charmander

if i had your eyes and hair i wouldn't even shower let alone workout