I'll cashapp $10 to anyone who can decipher what Boomhauer's daughters said

[JadeB]

They sound like what I imagine a stereotypical lynch mob will sound like

 

[True Blue Moon]

“My name is Lilly Patterson, I’m going to Texas A&M. Gig em Aggies”


“My name is Kayla Murphy, I’m going to Oklahoma. Boomer Sooner”

“Hi, my name is Macy Jury, and I’m going to OU. Boomer Sooner, baby.”

Cash App me breh

 

[Uchiha God]

Only got “my name is” and had to play it back three time to even get that

 

[old pig]

 

[OfTheCross]

Lmaoo

Really had no idea this was the white Texas accent.

shyt wild

 

[Treblemaka]

Did that first girl have a dip of Copenhagen in her mouth

 

[dtownreppin214]

Aggies.

 

[UncleTomFord15]

These are the people that think they're superior to us

 

[Mike809]

My name is lilly Patterson, North Texas A&M , gay marriage.

 

[gho3st]

They sound like what I imagine a stereotypical lynch mob will sound like

shyt plays like a cult lmao

 

[Pseudonym]

I hate working with these personalities...... geeked up on Adderall, Starbucks and glitter




Tracy it’s 3am shut the fukk up so these patients can sleep

 

[Mike Nasty]

Now you see how hard it is to learn a second language. There are some people who you can't understand couple with the fact you have no idea wtf they are talking about.

"My name is Lilly Patterson, I’m going to Texas A&M. Gig em Aggies”

I listened to it 5 times, she's says "get em aggs". and she probably has a speech impediment.

 

[Ohene]

“My name is Lilly Patterson, I’m going to Texas A&M. Gig em Aggies”


“My name is Kayla Murphy, I’m going to Oklahoma. Boomer Sooner”

“Hi, my name is Macy Jury, and I’m going to OU. Boomer Sooner, baby.”

Cash App me breh

how the fck you get the first one

 

[Ohene]

I hate working with these personalities...... geeked up on Adderall, Starbucks and glitter




Tracy it’s 3am shut the fukk up so these patients can sleep

Trust me breh

 

[Ohene]

“My name is Lilly Patterson, I’m going to Texas A&M. Gig em Aggies”


“My name is Kayla Murphy, I’m going to Oklahoma. Boomer Sooner”

“Hi, my name is Macy Jury, and I’m going to OU. Boomer Sooner, baby.”

Cash App me breh

This got to be one of the funniest posts of the year unintentionally