I'll teach you beginners how to succeed on completing NOFAP (this literally cannot fail)

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this is a fukking retarded thread. the last genital stimulator i had was built exactly like the glove up there. i froze the tips with liquid nitrogen bc i like it rough. like to feel like a middle-aged indian woman is on my shyt. also, that cross will not work because there is a such thing as going beyond the physical. by the time i was twelve, i could get off just by thinking alone. using ancient asian techniques, i was able to cause the very molecules to vibrate in such a manner that sexual excitement would occur with no refractory period. these cheap parlor tricks will never stop an ascended masturbator.
 

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this is a fukking retarded thread. the last genital stimulator i had was built exactly like the glove up there. i froze the tips with liquid nitrogen bc i like it rough. like to feel like a middle-aged indian woman is on my shyt. also, that cross will not work because there is a such thing as going beyond the physical. by the time i was twelve, i could get off just by thinking alone. using ancient asian techniques, i was able to cause the very molecules to vibrate in such a manner that sexual excitement would occur with no refractory period. these cheap parlor tricks will never stop an ascended masturbator.
This is a GOAT tier post:laff:
 

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this is a fukking retarded thread. the last genital stimulator i had was built exactly like the glove up there. i froze the tips with liquid nitrogen bc i like it rough. like to feel like a middle-aged indian woman is on my shyt. also, that cross will not work because there is a such thing as going beyond the physical. by the time i was twelve, i could get off just by thinking alone. using ancient asian techniques, i was able to cause the very molecules to vibrate in such a manner that sexual excitement would occur with no refractory period. these cheap parlor tricks will never stop an ascended masturbator.
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this is a fukking retarded thread. the last genital stimulator i had was built exactly like the glove up there. i froze the tips with liquid nitrogen bc i like it rough. like to feel like a middle-aged indian woman is on my shyt. also, that cross will not work because there is a such thing as going beyond the physical. by the time i was twelve, i could get off just by thinking alone. using ancient asian techniques, i was able to cause the very molecules to vibrate in such a manner that sexual excitement would occur with no refractory period. these cheap parlor tricks will never stop an ascended masturbator.
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Willpower is enough if you like me. You'll be horny as a motherfukker when you go to bed and wake up tho. jan 9 will be day 90. I have to share another reason why i stopped. i was only fapping 1-2 a day but it started getting me constipated.

Da hell does killin yoself have to do with your bowels? :dahell:

nikka you just be dehydrated from beating your junk all fast like a cotdamn jackass.
 

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this is a fukking retarded thread. the last genital stimulator i had was built exactly like the glove up there. i froze the tips with liquid nitrogen bc i like it rough. like to feel like a middle-aged indian woman is on my shyt. also, that cross will not work because there is a such thing as going beyond the physical. by the time i was twelve, i could get off just by thinking alone. using ancient asian techniques, i was able to cause the very molecules to vibrate in such a manner that sexual excitement would occur with no refractory period. these cheap parlor tricks will never stop an ascended masturbator.

Holy shyt.
 

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this is a fukking retarded thread. the last genital stimulator i had was built exactly like the glove up there. i froze the tips with liquid nitrogen bc i like it rough. like to feel like a middle-aged indian woman is on my shyt. also, that cross will not work because there is a such thing as going beyond the physical. by the time i was twelve, i could get off just by thinking alone. using ancient asian techniques, i was able to cause the very molecules to vibrate in such a manner that sexual excitement would occur with no refractory period. these cheap parlor tricks will never stop an ascended masturbator.


Posts like these are why I'll never leave the coli :laff:
 
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