I'm 25 and have never kissed a girl (update; girl offers to be my first kiss post #68)

[Reginald Noble]

I think it's unfair but dude is probably telling the truth about the strip club. He probably dresses like Urkel and just puts off a bad vibe.

When you not born handsome you got to work harder at your looks and be more conscious of your body language. I could be awkward as fukk when I was 13 and a girl thought it was cute so I was lucky, gifted in genetics.

We are born with different advantages and if a nikka born looking like this he gone have a hard time getting p*ssy.

Cause even a nikka that look like this probably would have it easier:

I mean look how Biz Markie look and he was running up in bytches:

I don't know man just stop trying to ask yourself what females find attractive and just work your own magic as much as possible.

As long as you don't appear to be a soft nikka you can be ugly as fukk but if you hard and seem thuggish or mysterious they will give it up.

 

[BBQ Bandit]

get drunk and snort some cocaine and you will have so much confidence every bytch will be fukking with you. just dont try and look to coked out.

SMDH

 

[Reginald Noble]

gross. you need to be slapped for telling people to fukk with sloppy fat bytches.

Some nikka when I was younger told me to do the same thing. Try for girls that can't even get your dikk hard.

i'm like nikka i'm trying to feel good with at least an average bytch and aroused not sick to my stomach.

 

[MF budz]

Coli is 60% scorned virgins, 3% 6 figure 6 cert life, and the other 37% is regular ass brehs

37%er checkin in. I have depression and anxiety but damn atleast I still fukk hoes. Probably to try and get away from that.


But atleast I'm not a virgin

 

[chabvongaBlackus]

you must be a cac.....black man can't be that weak

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

I didn't have my first kiss until I was 27 so it's not that big of a deal at your age.

 

[New Username]

I didn't have my first kiss until I was 27 so it's not that big of a deal at your age.

Really?

 

[Blackout]

I didn't have my first kiss until I was 27 so it's not that big of a deal at your age.

Just kidding

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Really?

Yeah but I wasn't trying to kiss anyone

 

[YeLovesBoston]

Damn. Everybody is "coming out the closet" now so to speak. There used to be a joke here on the coli that everybody who posted here made 6figures and run thru a different dime daily. That joke has BEEN run its course. No offense, but yall really got me thinking The Coli is made up of 90% depressed, virgin weirdos

minus the virgin part I fall into that category

 

[Donald J Trump]

 

[DrBanneker]

Try to touch her breasts hopefully.

Wait, wait wait. This is your first kiss, you trying to come off like a creep perv? Unless she is DTF don't go past the tongue.

Listen dude, your focus was elsewhere for 25 years. fukk these other nikkas clowning you. Try hitting up someone from college or something who you never hit it off with. Take them to dinner a couple of times. Maybe you will get lucky...

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

I didn't have my first kiss until I was 27 so it's not that big of a deal at your age.

And this is supposedly a girl....

Some weird ass motherfukkers on here man.

 

[Biscayne]

After I get that out of the way maybe you and @gogogubari can be my 2nd and 3rd kiss maybe?

Let me set the mood for y'all three...

 

[DarkHorse23]

Trolling if i've ever seen it