I'm 25 and have never kissed a girl (update; girl offers to be my first kiss post #68)

[Biscayne]

I'm not from Brum, Dont worry your cities world renowned reputation of being the home of players and pimps is still intact lol

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

And this is supposedly a girl....

Some weird ass motherfukkers on here man.

What does me being a girl have to do with anything?

I'm not weird, I just had no interest.

 

[Drake's Tan]

But @ OP getting up before 7am to post this dumbass shyt. Like right before he left for work he was thinking "I need to make sure that I troll the coli before heading to the train station"

 

[MarcusDigital]

@ "I can't wait to tell all My Coli Friends"

Once I saw that I was convinced he was trolling. Op u can't be that lame AT 25 YEARS OLD

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

Lmao

 

[Blackrogue]

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kisses or bodies

kisses 15
bodies 4,
with three more possible before end of month but one is too possessive and stalks me..
may be a mistake to include her in the future schedule.


edit: just remembered there's a ton more I can smash but I'm not trying to do it before valentines..I got enough problems with one definite and two other possible valentines

 

[CinnamonTequila]

Men are soo fukked up... And I bet all three of those girls are feeling special and shyt...

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just remembered there's a ton more I can smash but I'm not trying to do it before valentines..I got enough problems with one definite and two other possible valentines

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Just got home from spending a night with one of my girls

 

[CinnamonTequila]

Just got home from spending a night with one of my girls

Shame on you...

 

[Supercoolmayo]

I can't wait to tell my coli friends

 

[Blackrogue]

Men are soo fukked up... And I bet all three of those girls are feeling special and shyt...

I'm a special kinda guy

:ufkdup:

don't tell me women aren't on overdrive mode trying to get valentines last minute and only care if they got one

 

[Giselle]

Damn even i've kissed a girl OP

 

[Vilified not verified]

hes trolling. dont give him any sympathy or attention

This post was super effective lol

 

[Champagne Kudo]

I remember my first kiss

Should've gotten my dikk sucked too but I was too timid

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

nikka that shyt sound too lame. Gtfoh with that scientific sounding shyt. shyt ain't nowhere near that complicated as far as talking to a bytch. Y'all nikkas that be tryna break something down as simple as human attraction sound more like virgins than the nikkas on here who admit it (not that it's something to be ashamed of)

Lol, just because it sounds involved to you doesn't mean it is to me. I studied science in college so my brain translates things as its been developed to. Attraction is simple, but marrying a dime and convincing her to procreate is difficult. That's what I'm trying to do.