i'm a grown ass man scared of heights and needles

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

My one thing, and it's super ironic. I HATE the dentist. I'm fine with the orthodontist. I'm fine with the doctor. However, the dentist KILLS me.

I work for a dentist.

Edit: I have a legal prescription for anti anxiety to take before I go even for a routine check up. They wrote the script after two visits of me shaking uncontrollably.

So yeah, I get that people can have a random fear that others can deal with like nothing.

 

[bangbreh]

i would literally start shytting pissing and crying simultaneously if you took me anywhere close to a cliff and told me to zip line off it

you haven't lived, breh.
jumping and falling 15 ft. at the least is still a rush.
how you live tho ?

 

[Mandarin Duck]

me at the amusement park:

me at the doctor's office:

i aint got no fear in my heart for no nikka but please allah do not put me on anything higher than 20 feet or wave a sharp pointy object around me

I want to go to an amusement park and ride shyt just to get over my fear of heights.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I want to go to an amusement park and ride shyt just to get over my fear of heights.

So you think you could do it even with your fear?

 

[bangbreh]

you haven't lived, breh.
jumping and falling 15 ft. at the least is still a rush.
how you live tho ?

 

[Mandarin Duck]

So you think you could do it even with your fear?

Yes. Most fears are irrational and the only way to get over them is to take them on.
But I know Ima be screaming like a bytch tho

 

[Malta]

that fukken wind alone wold have me

Spoiler

That's the last moment of his life, dude lost his balance and fell to his death right after the flip. It was only a matter of "when" one of those Russian daredevils would die.

 

[charmander]

My one thing, and it's super ironic. I HATE the dentist. I'm fine with the orthodontist. I'm fine with the doctor. However, the dentist KILLS me.

I work for a dentist.

Edit: I have a legal prescription for anti anxiety to take before I go even for a routine check up. They wrote the script after two visits of me shaking uncontrollably.

So yeah, I get that people can have a random fear that others can deal with like nothing.

i don't really mind the dentist or the doctor's office or even being in a hospital, a weird part of me inside thinks it's kinda neat, like i'm on some adventure like a lil ass boy

it isn't until they start brandishing long treacherous needles that i get the face

you haven't lived, breh.
jumping and falling 15 ft. at the least is still a rush.
how you live tho ?

i keep my feet on the ground nikka thats how i live, i aint a daredevil or a freerunner

I want to go to an amusement park and ride shyt just to get over my fear of heights.

i can almost guarantee that is a terrible idea breh

 

[charmander]

Spoiler

That's the last moment of his life, dude lost his balance and fell to his death right after the flip. It was only a matter of "when" one of those Russian daredevils would die.

just looking at the traffic below the building got me with goosebumps this country ass honky doing running flips on the edge of a building over it

i don't even feel sorry that he died, damn that shyt

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

i don't really mind the dentist or the doctor's office or even being in a hospital, a weird part of me inside thinks it's kinda neat, like i'm on some adventure like a lil ass boy

it isn't until they start brandishing long treacherous needles that i get the face

And it's crazy how we're all so different. I have had SO many things pierced. Watched every single one in awe.

Yet, my bf can't even watch sports injuries, and I'm like 'rewind that! '

 

[BlackBieber]

what's crazy is when i was younger i used to like roller coasters, but now a nikka couldn't pay me to step foot on one

last time i rode one was like 8 years ago and i wanted to swing on everybody around me after we got off it's just something about that helpless feeling of falling knowing there's nothing you could do to stop yourself from dying

nikka first time i got on one i was scared shytless it was my 2 friends and the mom of one of em. they peer pressured me into doin it and as soon as the shyt was bout to start i see one of the nikkas and the mom jump out they seats everybody was like

when i went on the one that i posted the pic of shyt was like torture. the shyt just kept slowly climbin and climbin
that first drop

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Yes. Most fears are irrational and the only way to get over them is to take them on.
But I know Ima be screaming like a bytch tho

so when are you going to ride the roller coaster of death?

 

[Mandarin Duck]

so when are you going to ride the roller coaster of death?

Ima start out slow. Maybe the Ferris Wheel at a fair before I start fukking with the big boys.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

i can almost guarantee that is a terrible idea breh

How so if your tryna get over your fear?

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Ima start out slow. Maybe the Ferris Wheel at a fair before I start fukking with the big boys.

Just start at the small world at Disney. Then you'll be ready for anything