Im about to start using Tinder :lupe: anyone on it??????????

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Yeah man a lot of white women with a few other races.

most black women are on :huhldup:status.

I got one chick right she taking her sweet time to reply to me.
only sent her 1 text to open things up(looks like we won the tinder game) and she's like after a day In that we're both exacatlly good looking and seem approachable?.

Hit her back like an hour later with yeah exactly lol. that was yesterday tho
still ain't got no response yet and she hasnt been on since then.

Guess i'm just finna wait.

other bytch we spoke for a while had her laughing a lil sent her my number for her to hit me up(sunday night) bytch never text me

A lot of whales matched and I just hit em with the block:whew:
 

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I've had a couple of god successes so far! This chick is coming over tomorrow night for "Netflix and wine" :shaq:.

I just posted up until I got the # but after that, the convo got more heated. It should definitely be fun!
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Me: Hey Alex! Tinder didn't give me a good pickup line to use on you...

Me: We should sue them, I'll give you 10%

Her: I'm a server, sooo 20% or no deal.

Me: Wow! Okay. Alex the negotiator...I like it. I guess it's only right to reward good service. ;) You've got yourself a deal. What should we do with the money? I guess it's a bit too early to fly to Vegas. Are you living here in ***?

Her: I'm living here over by ***, and early?? Too early for Vegas? Is there such a thing? See, I was under the impression that Vegas was the go to for rash, impulsive decisions. So I say yes to Vegas, and probably to the drainage of savings, face tattoos, and waking up to a strange man that resembles Dennis Rodman on our hotel floor.

Me: I guess I can't argue with that! Sounds like a great time :smile: Red or white?

Her: White, it's spring time after all :smile:

Me: Sounds good to me! Maybe we can share some...impulsive decisions and what not. :smile: What are you up to this week?

Her: Not much, work and school, but I'd love to hang out, as long as you promise not to kill me for your bone collection. :smile:

Me: Damn, I was about to ask you if me being a serial killer was a deal breaker!

Her: Haha! I trust you.

Me: Can we switch numbers? I promise if you text me that I won't answer you back! ;)

Her: Well how does that fulfill my self-deprecating needs if you TELL me about it first? You gotta say you WILL call, and then don't. For at least 5 days. Haha, sorry. I'm fiesty today apparently. But yes, it's 555-555-5555.

Me: Fantastic!
 

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I've had a couple of god successes so far! This chick is coming over tomorrow night for "Netflix and wine" :shaq:.

I just posted up until I got the # but after that, the convo got more heated. It should definitely be fun!
____________________________________________________

Me: Hey Alex! Tinder didn't give me a good pickup line to use on you...

Me: We should sue them, I'll give you 10%

Her: I'm a server, sooo 20% or no deal.

Me: Wow! Okay. Alex the negotiator...I like it. I guess it's only right to reward good service. ;) You've got yourself a deal. What should we do with the money? I guess it's a bit too early to fly to Vegas. Are you living here in ***?

Her: I'm living here over by ***, and early?? Too early for Vegas? Is there such a thing? See, I was under the impression that Vegas was the go to for rash, impulsive decisions. So I say yes to Vegas, and probably to the drainage of savings, face tattoos, and waking up to a strange man that resembles Dennis Rodman on our hotel floor.

Me: I guess I can't argue with that! Sounds like a great time :smile: Red or white?

Her: White, it's spring time after all :smile:

Me: Sounds good to me! Maybe we can share some...impulsive decisions and what not. :smile: What are you up to this week?

Her: Not much, work and school, but I'd love to hang out, as long as you promise not to kill me for your bone collection. :smile:

Me: Damn, I was about to ask you if me being a serial killer was a deal breaker!

Her: Haha! I trust you.

Me: Can we switch numbers? I promise if you text me that I won't answer you back! ;)

Her: Well how does that fulfill my self-deprecating needs if you TELL me about it first? You gotta say you WILL call, and then don't. For at least 5 days. Haha, sorry. I'm fiesty today apparently. But yes, it's 555-555-5555.

Me: Fantastic!
:obama:
btw i'm using yo shyt :russ:
 

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Yeah man a lot of white women with a few other races.

most black women are on :huhldup:status.

I got one chick right she taking her sweet time to reply to me.
only sent her 1 text to open things up(looks like we won the tinder game) and she's like after a day In that we're both exacatlly good looking and seem approachable?.

Hit her back like an hour later with yeah exactly lol. that was yesterday tho
still ain't got no response yet and she hasnt been on since then.

Guess i'm just finna wait.

other bytch we spoke for a while had her laughing a lil sent her my number for her to hit me up(sunday night) bytch never text me

A lot of whales matched and I just hit em with the block:whew:

yeah man i just sign in and swipe for like a few minutes in a row, sometimes i see some fakkit guys picture and it ruins my smooth motion of swiping.

then ill sign off, sign in like the next day and see like 15 matches, scroll through that list, all the fatties get blocked, and move on
 

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yeah man i just sign in and swipe for like a few minutes in a row, sometimes i see some fakkit guys picture and it ruins my smooth motion of swiping.

then ill sign off, sign in like the next day and see like 15 matches, scroll through that list, all the fatties get blocked, and move on
:lupe: i ain't try the log out shyt.
cuz I don't live in downtown montreal so a lot of my matches from there shyt i guess i'll do that tommorow before I leave school so i can get even more
edit: oh nvm i can do that shyt now with the spoof :russ:
 
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only cac females are on tinder :patrice:

I've noticed it is mostly white women. But I've seen some really dope black girls and asian girls on there. A couple Brazilian girls. I'm in a college town that's fairly white bread, though.

A few tips that have helped me:

- As long as you don't actually care about the outcome, you're good.

- Opening with "hi" or something like that is a waste of time. I've had a lot of success, in less than a week, but asking an open-ended question...not something that they can just say yes or no to.

- Trying to immediately create a feeling of the 2 of you hooking up or hanging out together. Start talking about "we" or "us" as soon as possible.

- They already liked your photos, so unless you read their profile and it says that they're looking for an actual relationship, proceed as if they want to fukk you, and just do enough to not talk your way out of a good thing. Try to be funny, find out what they like to drink, what kind of movies they want to watch (horror or comedy, no action. Action movies are too loud, and distracting. Comedies let them laugh with you, which is good. Horror movies make them want to cuddle up with you, which is good.)

- Try to meet during Sun-Weds or even Thurs. Assume she might have other plans for Fri and Sat, and be more likely to flake out.

- If they come over to your house, make them feel safe. In fact, I know a dude that will actually show girls his bedroom first, in a non-sexual way, to get them comfy with the idea of being there. Just go about your business as if she weren't even there, but enjoy your time with her. The whole thing should be fun, not just the sex.

- Basically that. I've seen a guy be extremely aggressive. It's hit or miss. if it misses, you'll feel like a creep, if it hits, you'll fukk right away. I'll post an example of one that worked for this guy. it's not my style so I couldn't do it, and he said he got terrible reactions from the ones that didn't respond. I'm not comfortable pushing it this hard, but whatever. Everyone has their own style. This is the super aggressive convo that he hit with.
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me: you are an absolute stunner
her: thanks ;)
me: you definitely seem like you know how to have a good time
her: what does that mean? lol
me: whatever you want it to mean
me: btw I love the way you squeezed into that tiny dress in that pic ;)
her: I'm glad you like it ;)
me: yeah it's making me want to do very naughty things to you haha
her: that's aggressive
me: just like that dress of yours
her: lol
me: let's meet for drinks sometime
her: I don't know you seem like trouble ;)
me: Trouble lol?? I might have some trouble holding a conversation if you wear that dress
me: I bet you like a little bit of trouble
her: you're bad. How do I know you're not some creep lol
me: You are the bad one, don't try to spin this on me lol
me: And I am 100% a creep. So now you know. Forget drinks lets just meet in a dark alley and get down to business. I'll bring a flask of whiskey, you bring the sleeping bag.
her: That sounds soooo romantic. I have never met a self proclaimed creep before...
her: Why would I want to meet a complete stranger who admits to being a creep in a dark alley? Weirdo
me: sexual fantasy of yours?? lol
me: lets save the the dark alley for our second date ;)
me: I'm free on wed night. Let's pretend to be on a socially-acceptable normal person date lol. Great sushi spot near my house.
me: snag a few rolls and pound some sake and if you are feeling my creepy vibe we can cab it to mine for some champagne, a bubble bath and fresh strawberries ;)
her: that sounds like the perfect date. creepy is the new sexy lol
me: couldn't have said it better myself. shoot me your # creep and I'll set it up
her: xxx-xxx-xxxx. I never give out my number on here consider yourself lucky ;)
 
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If only a jailbreak app could come out that would swipe for us cuz man that shyt be annoying, i had to study and i just put a book over my phone screen and just pressed on the heart with my finger.
 

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btw i'm using yo shyt :russ:

Use it friend. I've never NOT gotten a good response off that opener. Everyone I've done the sue Tinder thing with has gotten a response. A few others that have worked for me:

- You: Hey, I need someone to rob a bank with. Are you in?
She'll at least respond with something, and probably play along.
You: So are you gonna drive or shoot?
And then you can just play off that. Just anything to get her more interested than someone saying "Hey :smile:"

- You: Red or white?
Her: Red
You: I figured you for white wine
Her: Oh, I like white wine too!
You: Great, that's what we'll drink

If she says "red or white what?" then just goof on her and say "wine, silly."

Another good one (a little more risky was)

- You: Quick, say Hi to me!
Her: Hi!
You: Thanks, I had a bet with my friends that retards could text. We sure showed them wrong, didn't we little buddy!
 
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