I’m at a bar alone cause I don’t wanna hear my ex getting dug out... AMA

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Pip pip Cherio young miss
I am here to take a gander beneath your frock
might I lift your legs so that thou may rest thine ankle upon my shoulders?
or shall i take you from behind this fair evening, it is as you like it my lady
you shall have it your way, like the chips at burger king
God save the Queen.

:lolbron::mjlol::russ:
:dead::dead::dead:


Then nikka pause OP's Madden and look at him like
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"Oh my bad, you wanted to play?"
 
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Living with my ex while i apartment hunt. Not a bad set up cause I get to see my dogs every day...

Only issue is, Monday and Thursday are the days her bf spends the night. I’m not in the mood to hear some Brit smashing my ex...

I usually work late so I didn’t think there would be issues. Only, I was off work today :sadcam:


The bartender is cute tho,,,
Yeah..yeah seeing the dogs makes it all worth it breh....



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Pip pip Cherio young miss
I am here to take a gander beneath your frock
might I lift your legs so that thou may rest thine ankle upon my shoulders?
or shall i take you from behind this fair evening, it is as you like it my lady
you shall have it your way, like the chips at burger king
God save the Queen.

:lolbron::mjlol::russ:
:laff:
 

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last week i was channel surfing and saw something like this on this show called the good doctor, but that dude is autistic. he was sharing an apartment with a woman he has feelings for and she gets dug out by different dudes while he's there. instead of going to a bar he went to his mentor's house to chill though.
 

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Why would I care about bans/negs? I like the message board, but be real, I knew the reaction I’d get from this.

It’s a messed up situation, but I’d rather rent here for now then put pressure on family / friends while I apt hunt.

Not to mention saving a small fortune every moment I’m here.

That’s just it tho... besides the whole ex thing, this is a good set up financially. I’d rather be homeless then add problems to their lives.

She’s my ex for a reason, so while the thread title is purposely pathetic, this is like living with any female roommate. One who I’ll never see because of my schedule


This makes no sense. You save money in any apt you share, whether it is with your family or friends. Youhave people in the same city you could move in with, why are you doing this when you don't have to? :mindblown:
 

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This makes no sense. You save money in any apt you share, whether it is with your family or friends. Youhave people in the same city you could move in with, why are you doing this when you don't have to? :mindblown:

We're still best friends to be real. We've moved on and I have no issues with her dating (or vice versa).

I helped her out when she was running away from home, she offered to return the favor :yeshrug:
 

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My last breakup the apt was in my ex name so when she was sleeping I sent threatening texts to myself from her phone and then filed for a restraining order.

Now that bytch credit score so low, Liam Neeson wife saw that shyt floating next to her in hell and started counting her blessings :youngsabo:
 

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We're still best friends to be real. We've moved on and I have no issues with her dating (or vice versa).

I helped her out when she was running away from home, she offered to return the favor :yeshrug:


Unless you also have abusive parents, this still makes no sense. :what:
 

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Why would I care about bans/negs? I like the message board, but be real, I knew the reaction I’d get from this.

It’s a messed up situation, but I’d rather rent here for now then put pressure on family / friends while I apt hunt.

Not to mention saving a small fortune every moment I’m here.

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Money is the root of all evil. Every Monday and Thursday the ether delivered to you burns some of your soul away. This thread itself is high-quality ether also. You should asked to be banned so you won't be exposed to all of this negative energy. Also, leave your ex-girls place. I personally thrive on negativity but you will wither. When your soul is gone, you're going to start doing immoral things like kill small animals for pleasure and get high with trannys behind Kingdom Halls.

Edit: If @Mr.Somebody where still here he would let you know demonic your situation is.
 
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Living with my ex while i apartment hunt. Not a bad set up cause I get to see my dogs every day...

Only issue is, Monday and Thursday are the days her bf spends the night. I’m not in the mood to hear some Brit smashing my ex...

I usually work late so I didn’t think there would be issues. Only, I was off work today :sadcam:


The bartender is cute tho,,,

:umad: You ain't even sharing that girl.

You are a cuckold. :pachaha:
 
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