I’m at a bar alone cause I don’t wanna hear my ex getting dug out... AMA

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Where does Coli find these nikkas?
:picard:


The nikka is probably on the couch right now rubbing your dog's belly while your ex cooks him some random shyt he asked for, like 3 hard boiled eggs, a butter bagel and some salmon and she's doing it because she really got dikked down.:hhh:



I just don't... I'm sorry, OP but you shouldn't allow your life to have this narrative.

He probably pissed in your toilet and didn't flush.:scust:


I really hope you don't have a PlayStation or some other shyt connected to the living room tv...:snoop:

You probably logged into 2k and your myplayer jumped to a higher overall rating because he's been playing it, breh:upsetfavre:


@Jayrose3 @LinusCaldwell @Cocaine Biceps Brehs...if you have a breh in your life struggling with this type of misfortune... Be a shoulder to cry on; this is just too much.

He is probably going to get back to the crib and notice her face and neck a bit oily/sweaty and hair frizzy hinting at that after-dikking glow that women have when you really dikk them down:lawd:.


And because the nikka smashing his ex probably didn't eat all of that weird meal... Around 4:30 am tonight when OP gets home drunk, he's going to unwittingly eat from that nikka's left overs.

:huhldup:


Raise y'all sons.
A very convincing case for suicide.:mjcry:
 

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Living with my ex while i apartment hunt. Not a bad set up cause I get to see my dogs every day...

Only issue is, Monday and Thursday are the days her bf spends the night. I’m not in the mood to hear some Brit smashing my ex...

I usually work late so I didn’t think there would be issues. Only, I was off work today :sadcam:


The bartender is cute tho,,,

This is embarrassing
 

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Living with my ex while i apartment hunt. Not a bad set up cause I get to see my dogs every day...

Only issue is, Monday and Thursday are the days her bf spends the night. I’m not in the mood to hear some Brit smashing my ex...

I usually work late so I didn’t think there would be issues. Only, I was off work today :sadcam:


The bartender is cute tho,,,

Pip pip Cherio young miss
I am here to take a gander beneath your frock
might I lift your legs so that thou may rest thine ankle upon my shoulders?
or shall i take you from behind this fair evening, it is as you like it my lady
you shall have it your way, like the chips at burger king
God save the Queen.

:lolbron::mjlol::russ:
 

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:ban:OP, have alittle pride. You should request to be banned before you get banned :dame:


Why would I care about bans/negs? I like the message board, but be real, I knew the reaction I’d get from this.

It’s a messed up situation, but I’d rather rent here for now then put pressure on family / friends while I apt hunt.

Not to mention saving a small fortune every moment I’m here.
 

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Beloveds... I know this is an L. That’s why I posted.

I accepted the invite cause I was thinking of saving money. And I miss my dogs to be fair...

I just didn’t think this through enough tho....
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Everyday you come home

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