HarlemHottie
Uptown Thoroughbred
Besides school, I've never had a roommate, and even then, I fought one and kicked out another.
I ain't built for it. 
Nasty bytches.
I’m at a bar alone cause I don’t wanna hear my ex getting dug out... AMA
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I ain't built for it. Nasty bytches.
Ricky Dunigan
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Addendum:
Just got in and I can swear that the light in her room was on, but turned off as soon as I hit the living room...
So either she was waiting up for me since I work late( as she has done since I’ve been here) or....
Just got in and I can swear that the light in her room was on, but turned off as soon as I hit the living room...
So either she was waiting up for me since I work late( as she has done since I’ve been here) or....
YamakaSmacker
Banned
On Mondays and Thursdays, you won't find me...
You’re very mature. Let the bullshyt roll off you like raindrops on goretex.
Might as well go hold his balls for him, cuck 
Black Nate Grey
The God Emperor of Mankind
This is a disgusting L.
If something like this happened to me I would start questioning whether or not God hates me.
Her current BF is a different breed. I couldn't do it. I'd tell her to leave your ass on the street with some coupons and a box of Kraft Dinner.
"fukk you mean you want a non-relative male to stay at your place? The fukk you mean he's your ex?"
Breh you owe that dude something fierce if he tolerates that.
Good luck to you OP. Hope your situation improves drastically soon.
If something like this happened to me I would start questioning whether or not God hates me.
Her current BF is a different breed. I couldn't do it. I'd tell her to leave your ass on the street with some coupons and a box of Kraft Dinner.
"fukk you mean you want a non-relative male to stay at your place? The fukk you mean he's your ex?"
Breh you owe that dude something fierce if he tolerates that.
Good luck to you OP. Hope your situation improves drastically soon.
Besides school, I've never had a roommate, and even then, I fought one and kicked out another.
Nasty bytches.
I learned a valuable lesson having roommates.
One thing for certain, if you have a roommate (s), then there has to be house rules! No exceptions!
With that, the living room, main bathroom and kitchen has to be clean at all times! How one lives within their own room is their business!
Then, you have to discuss the expenses from rent, to utilities to luxuries such as cable/satellite/internet, etc.
Lastly, gotta establish company rules which is what can kill hella friendships, relationships, etc.
Can't forget grocery arrangements.
When you live alone, you don't have to worry about the aforementioned because you are the King or Queen of your castle! What you say goes!
But with that, you are responsible for everything which is harder because in my case, I got to pay ALL utilities separately plus solar panel bill and HOA fees among the standard mortgage, utilities, luxuries and other expenses not attached to the home.
I would rather deal with that than to live with someone whose lifestyle and living habits conflict with my own. Real grown up shyt, IMO..
fkthisgaysite
Banned
nikkaz love wastin weed
if she really held you down like that, she would have the decency to not have another dude over blowing her back out while you're there... just saying
Did your place smell like budussy?
Where does Coli find these nikkas?
The nikka is probably on the couch right now rubbing your dog's belly while your ex cooks him some random shyt he asked for, like 3 hard boiled eggs, a butter bagel and some salmon and she's doing it because she really got dikked down.
I just don't... I'm sorry, OP but you shouldn't allow your life to have this narrative.
He probably pissed in your toilet and didn't flush.
I really hope you don't have a PlayStation or some other shyt connected to the living room tv...
You probably logged into 2k and your myplayer jumped to a higher overall rating because he's been playing it, breh
@Jayrose3 @LinusCaldwell @Cocaine Biceps Brehs...if you have a breh in your life struggling with this type of misfortune... Be a shoulder to cry on; this is just too much.
He is probably going to get back to the crib and notice her face and neck a bit oily/sweaty and hair frizzy hinting at that after-dikking glow that women have when you really dikk them down.
And because the nikka smashing his ex probably didn't eat all of that weird meal... Around 4:30 am tonight when OP gets home drunk, he's going to unwittingly eat from that nikka's left overs.
Raise y'all sons.
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Lord Bison
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Lord Infamous is somewhere in hell looking at @Ricky Dunigan like 
KyokushinKarateMan
Train hard, fight easy
Wow. Way worse than my “text game is meatloaf” fiasco 
The nikka is probably on the couch right now rubbing your dog's belly while your ex cooks him some random shyt he asked for, like 3 hard boiled eggs, a butter bagel and some salmon and she's doing it because she really got dikked down.
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The new boyfriend is taking the real L.