Congratulations.
Best of luck. Sincerely.
This is the first post, of like 5 posts that leads to you being divorced*
There's this one.
Then there's "I'm finally married! I'm so happy. If you're not married you're missing out!"
Then there's "This is the same shyt as dating, but not as exciting"
Then there's "I'm tired of this shyt, and she takes forever to respond to my calls and texts. We're in debt. And this new girl at the office is kinda hot"
And finally "fukk this shyt. bytches don't appreciate shyt. Get married, brehs"
*I'm mildly trolling though.
